RikiRude
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« Reply #1440 on: November 08, 2011, 12:54:37 pm » |
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 Killer344: "Repent: sory no joke i just had savage diorea" ... or a fat ass cock sucking churchill being stupid |
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deadbolt
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« Reply #1441 on: November 08, 2011, 01:11:18 pm » |
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 DERDBERTLike Jesus, Keeps died for us
He made a funny thread for bear, and got banned.
Now bear makes his own funny thread. It's unsurprisingly not funny.
Keeps died for our funny threads.
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Mister Schmidt
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« Reply #1442 on: November 08, 2011, 01:14:19 pm » |
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Yeah but you just know that dude got jumped by all the guys in back after  |
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and 6th " Main Thing " is you have to Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare ".
"Seeing Bigdick in his full sado mask attire, David couldn't help but feel a tingle in his special place.."
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deadbolt
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« Reply #1443 on: November 08, 2011, 01:19:36 pm » |
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Yeah but you just know that dude got jumped by all the guys in back after fuck that man that guy owned the whore, he is my new hero |
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« Reply #1444 on: November 08, 2011, 01:20:35 pm » |
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fuck that man that guy owned the whore, he is my new hero
dude, look at that guy, d-bag like that probably beats women and had the drink in the face coming. |
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Yes that's me, the special snowflake.
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« Reply #1445 on: November 08, 2011, 01:21:45 pm » |
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i prefer to no u
Don't knock it til uve tried it bitchface, this isn't anything like salads version. Besides u said a semois conversion would never work, now look that's the most played map, ohgodwhy.jpg r u map lead
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Smokaz
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« Reply #1446 on: November 08, 2011, 01:22:10 pm » |
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SlippedHerTheBigOne: big penis puma
SlippedHerTheBigOne: and i have no repairkits
SlippedHerTheBigOne: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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deadbolt
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« Reply #1447 on: November 08, 2011, 01:24:47 pm » |
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dude, look at that guy, d-bag like that probably beats women and had the drink in the face coming.
he does what we all wouldnt though, he fucking drops the bitch like a boss. if shes willing enough to throw her drink in his face the bitch better man up and take the legsweep like a bau5. |
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EIRRMod
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« Reply #1448 on: November 09, 2011, 12:09:52 am » |
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Shit I'm pretty sure you could offer the guy a cup of coffee and he'd try to kill you with the mug if you forgot sugar.
That's like offering Beer to fuck the fat chick. It will work for a while, but it's not gonna last. Not only that, but there is zero motivation for the Fat chick to loose weight.
Why don't you collect up your love beads and potpourri and find something constructive to do.
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« Reply #1449 on: November 09, 2011, 02:06:34 am » |
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That's just stupid. EIRRMODs post, now that's funny. |
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« Last Edit: November 09, 2011, 02:09:54 am by PonySlaystation »
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Sharks are not monsters Henley, they are cute, cuddly and misunderstood. They love humans. sometimes they love TOO much. They love people so much that sometimes their kisses separate people into two flailing pieces which are consumed by other sharks in a frenzy of peace and joy.
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nugnugx
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« Reply #1450 on: November 09, 2011, 02:12:45 am » |
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Pony, but do you know why it is funny?
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« Reply #1451 on: November 09, 2011, 03:13:01 am » |
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Because he could not possibly have gotten all those injuries from falling off the curb.
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Baine
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« Reply #1452 on: November 09, 2011, 04:34:24 am » |
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Those girls have to be the worst sluts ever, or i just have to try that out. |
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« Reply #1453 on: November 09, 2011, 05:13:03 am » |
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Because he could not possibly have gotten all those injuries from falling off the curb.
it's rly not hard to make conclusion that while he stabbed 1 marine,his 3 buddy's weren't sitting and drinking tea...you can figure out rest. |
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nugnugx
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« Reply #1454 on: November 09, 2011, 05:46:29 am » |
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it's rly not hard to make conclusion that while he stabbed 1 marine,his 3 buddy's weren't sitting and drinking tea...you can figure out rest.
I'm pretty sure there was a banana peel and he tripped on it, the marine buddies probably took the other one to the hospital. |
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« Reply #1455 on: November 09, 2011, 05:58:25 am » |
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EIR mods post=pure gold
Smokaz post=pure shit
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Demon posession is real and it's not funny, it's the creepiest thing you will ever experience.
I would also like to add I watch fox news everyday all day and will continue to watch it while being proud of that fact. I'm sure you enjoy your communist news network just as much.
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« Reply #1456 on: November 09, 2011, 05:58:35 am » |
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maybe a lepricon tripped him over?
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Baine
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« Reply #1457 on: November 09, 2011, 01:25:36 pm » |
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EIR mods post=pure gold
Smokaz post=pure shit
You have no taste. Eirmods post = just a sad profile of the american police SMokaz post = awesome. I actually just now started to watch their other Pickup movies, because that Kong guy sure knows how to get out of situations. |
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« Reply #1458 on: November 09, 2011, 01:31:21 pm » |
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You have no taste.
Eirmods post = just a sad profile of the american police
SMokaz post = awesome. I actually just now started to watch their other Pickup movies, because that Kong guy sure knows how to get out of situations.
What police Baine? Can you not read? Basically this guy runs out of the store, the marines stop him because they are fucking off duty marines. He stabs one, and obviously the rest beat the shit out of him. If you were with 4 friends and some guy stabbed one of you, would you not then proceed to beat the shit out of that guy? It has nothing to do with the police. |
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« Reply #1459 on: November 09, 2011, 01:36:36 pm » |
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What police Baine? Can you not read?
Basically this guy runs out of the store, the marines stop him because they are fucking off duty marines. He stabs one, and obviously the rest beat the shit out of him. If you were with 4 friends and some guy stabbed one of you, would you not then proceed to beat the shit out of that guy? It has nothing to do with the police.
At the end it states that the quote is taken from (supposedly) a police report. |
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