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PartyJaeger Offline
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« Reply #2040 on: January 23, 2012, 10:11:01 am »








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« Reply #2041 on: January 23, 2012, 01:09:23 pm »

Out of our beloved funny thread with your seriousness (and/or Explicit XXX-Gore material).


Thanks for your time.



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« Reply #2042 on: January 23, 2012, 01:11:34 pm »

Out of our beloved funny thread with your seriousness (and/or Explicit XXX-Gore material).


Thanks for your time.

= more than 1 word.
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smurfORnot Offline
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« Reply #2043 on: January 23, 2012, 01:17:26 pm »






dunno was this already posted?
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Killer344 Offline
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« Reply #2044 on: January 23, 2012, 01:18:48 pm »

LOL

The first yeah, the others no.
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Mister Schmidt Offline
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« Reply #2045 on: January 23, 2012, 01:58:58 pm »

What was done to that poor cat is hardly funny...
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PartyJaeger Offline
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« Reply #2046 on: January 24, 2012, 04:00:14 am »


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« Reply #2047 on: January 24, 2012, 05:38:27 am »

funny pictures

oh man that is so good! Good on them for doing that for not getting service, I hope a manager saw! Tomato sauce is actually a bitch to wipe clean too! I love it when people complain by spilling soft drink because it is actually as easy to clean as bread crumbs, but tomato sauce? Every waiter hates that shit!
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PartyJaeger Offline
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« Reply #2048 on: January 24, 2012, 07:43:22 am »

spinn72

thx for tips, i am sometimes so pissed of that i think that just leaving restaurant is not sufficient - like they have pay too for my loss of time. i did not know ketchup is so hardcore Smiley










...and for Mr. Schmidt




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smurfORnot Offline
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« Reply #2049 on: January 24, 2012, 11:22:23 am »



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« Reply #2050 on: January 24, 2012, 11:33:38 am »

What was done to that poor cat is hardly funny...

He's at a vet...obviously needed it shaved for surgery or something.
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« Reply #2051 on: January 24, 2012, 12:22:48 pm »

He's at a vet...obviously needed it shaved for surgery or something.

..it's not funny.
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smurfORnot Offline
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« Reply #2052 on: January 24, 2012, 12:41:39 pm »

cat looks traumatized...
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« Reply #2053 on: January 24, 2012, 01:51:52 pm »

cat looks traumatized...
And funny.

The cat is probably under sedation - I have a vet nurse friend, and was told that most surguries would need the area shaved.  THAT cat in this case, probably had its fur damaged or covered in tar etc etc so needed it all gone.

So yeah, its high on drugs.  Its not traumatised, its STONED.
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« Reply #2054 on: January 24, 2012, 02:47:16 pm »

I think i have determined Schmidts future endeavour




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« Reply #2055 on: January 24, 2012, 03:19:13 pm »

Fitting.
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« Reply #2056 on: January 24, 2012, 04:41:14 pm »

No, I just like animals, and I don't think any form of abuse towards animals, whether intended or not, is funny.
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« Reply #2057 on: January 24, 2012, 04:45:04 pm »

r u dumb bro, if a surgeon needs to shave you so he can operate you are you going to stop him?


OMGAWD YOU FUCKING PERVERT STOP ABUSING ME EVEN IF IT WILL SAVE MAH LIFE.

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« Reply #2058 on: January 24, 2012, 04:46:09 pm »

Naww but I highly doubt I would allow him to take pictures of me whilst yanking my neck up
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« Reply #2059 on: January 24, 2012, 04:50:01 pm »

What makes you think he would need your permission  Cool.
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