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Spartan_Marine88 Offline
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« Reply #2220 on: February 07, 2012, 11:17:47 am »




LOL there actually was someone on vent who kept asking what the best place to download ram was
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Yes that's me, the special snowflake.
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« Reply #2221 on: February 07, 2012, 02:29:49 pm »

The other great one is when they ask why they need more RAM when their computer has 500gb of it built in...

Ah the good ol' days of working with the public.
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Spartan_Marine88 Offline
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« Reply #2222 on: February 07, 2012, 06:54:03 pm »

The other great one is when they ask why they need more RAM when their computer has 500gb of it built in...

lol that one was so retarded it took me a second to figure it out
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Sachaztan Offline
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« Reply #2223 on: February 07, 2012, 08:24:20 pm »

The other great one is when they ask why they need more RAM when their computer has 500gb of it built in...

Ah the good ol' days of working with the public.

When someone says this there's 3 possible explanations for it:

1:They have travelled back in time from the future and forgot their computers are 100x faster than now.

2:They have somehow managed to get their hands on a supercomputer (with all the external equipment required like cooling and power) without knowing it.

3:They are fucking stupid.

One of these are more likely than the other two.
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I would also like to add I watch fox news everyday all day and will continue to watch it while being proud of that fact. I'm sure you enjoy your communist news network just as much.
Spartan_Marine88 Offline
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« Reply #2224 on: February 07, 2012, 08:57:38 pm »

3:They are fucking stupid.

I would go with clueless more then stupid.
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« Reply #2225 on: February 07, 2012, 11:24:23 pm »





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smurfORnot Offline
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« Reply #2226 on: February 08, 2012, 08:49:26 am »









btw. who can guess what this is? hint:you eat it in mcdonalds!
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NightRain Offline
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« Reply #2227 on: February 08, 2012, 09:18:39 am »

McNUGGETS! Cheesy delicious, boneless, purely machine made.  Looks like ice cream but it is meat. Chicken meat in a...fluidy form.
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smurfORnot Offline
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« Reply #2228 on: February 08, 2012, 09:20:40 am »

yay,u get nugget as reward  Tongue
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« Reply #2229 on: February 08, 2012, 09:46:45 am »

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Like Jesus, Keeps died for us

He made a funny thread for bear, and got banned.

Now bear makes his own funny thread. It's unsurprisingly not funny.

Keeps died for our funny threads.
Sachaztan Offline
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« Reply #2230 on: February 08, 2012, 09:47:29 am »


btw. who can guess what this is? hint:you eat it in mcdonalds!


It's mechanically seperated chicken, used for nuggets. AFAIK all fast food restaurants uses this for nugget-type fried chicken.

The same type of paste is also used for hotdogs.
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smurfORnot Offline
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« Reply #2231 on: February 08, 2012, 09:54:09 am »

well yeah,all parts that you dont want,organs,eyes,bones smashed...then washed with ammonia,then artificially flavored and then died so it becomes white...tasty!  Cheesy
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Sachaztan Offline
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« Reply #2232 on: February 08, 2012, 11:08:55 am »

well yeah,all parts that you dont want,organs,eyes,bones smashed...then washed with ammonia,then artificially flavored and then died so it becomes white...tasty!  Cheesy

You're wrong.

http://www.thatsnonsense.com/view.php?id=1478
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Spartan_Marine88 Offline
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« Reply #2233 on: February 08, 2012, 11:28:35 am »

Waiting for the inevitable denial
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smurfORnot Offline
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« Reply #2234 on: February 08, 2012, 12:17:03 pm »

well,mcdonalds claims that they dont put all that in...they also claim many stuff about their food...but hey,if you like it and think that is fine to eat there,go ahead,I dont mind. After working there and because of some principals I dont.
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Spartan_Marine88 Offline
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« Reply #2235 on: February 08, 2012, 12:25:54 pm »

lol i cook my own food, it tastes better
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smurfORnot Offline
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« Reply #2236 on: February 08, 2012, 01:23:32 pm »







 Grin
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hans Offline
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« Reply #2237 on: February 08, 2012, 01:25:08 pm »

XD
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Also, bad analogy ground, My vegetables never pissed on my ego when I decided they defeated me and gave up on dessert.
Sachaztan Offline
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« Reply #2238 on: February 08, 2012, 04:42:38 pm »

Waiting for the inevitable denial

You're a psychic :O
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Sachaztan Offline
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« Reply #2239 on: February 08, 2012, 04:49:05 pm »

well,mcdonalds claims that they dont put all that in...they also claim many stuff about their food...but hey,if you like it and think that is fine to eat there,go ahead,I dont mind. After working there and because of some principals I dont.

I didn't link to a mcdonalds website, I linked to a site dedicated to exposing scams, hoaxes and frauds.
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