tank130
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« Reply #3220 on: June 04, 2012, 05:44:38 pm » |
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Hey tig.... wanna see a scan of my monster?
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Geez, while Wind was banned I forgot that he is, in fact, totally insufferable
I'm not going to lie Tig, 9/10 times you open your mouth, I'm overwhelmed with the urge to put my foot in it.
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« Reply #3221 on: June 04, 2012, 05:45:54 pm » |
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Hey tig.... wanna see a scan of my monster?
Please no tank, put it back in your pants and way from your scanner |
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Yes that's me, the special snowflake.
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aeroblade56
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« Reply #3222 on: June 04, 2012, 05:54:02 pm » |
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Hey tig.... wanna see a scan of my monster?
Whoa dude, i call verbal rape and cyber bullying and Internet childhood neglect from parents. |
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You are welcome to your opinion.
You are also welcome to be wrong.
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Smokaz
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« Reply #3223 on: June 04, 2012, 05:55:20 pm » |
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I've done that already. They said you needed legal citizenship to be eligible for help.
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SlippedHerTheBigOne: big penis puma
SlippedHerTheBigOne: and i have no repairkits
SlippedHerTheBigOne: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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tank130
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« Reply #3224 on: June 04, 2012, 07:50:41 pm » |
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Ow...... the glass on that scanner is hot!!
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« Reply #3225 on: June 04, 2012, 08:05:41 pm » |
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Ow...... the glass on that scanner is hot!!
Enough with the mind-rape, seriously T-T |
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Demon posession is real and it's not funny, it's the creepiest thing you will ever experience.
I would also like to add I watch fox news everyday all day and will continue to watch it while being proud of that fact. I'm sure you enjoy your communist news network just as much.
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Killer344
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« Reply #3226 on: June 04, 2012, 10:32:55 pm » |
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oooooooooooooooooook lols
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If I get shot and it's a gay medic fixing me up, he's not gonna be fondling my balls while he does it. You can't patch a chest wound and suck a cock at the same time.
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« Reply #3227 on: June 04, 2012, 11:06:28 pm » |
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or come under Tank blanky!
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EIRRMod
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« Reply #3228 on: June 05, 2012, 03:11:15 am » |
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Shit I'm pretty sure you could offer the guy a cup of coffee and he'd try to kill you with the mug if you forgot sugar.
That's like offering Beer to fuck the fat chick. It will work for a while, but it's not gonna last. Not only that, but there is zero motivation for the Fat chick to loose weight.
Why don't you collect up your love beads and potpourri and find something constructive to do.
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Mysthalin
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« Reply #3229 on: June 05, 2012, 03:48:59 am » |
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Tank, you throw your money at her first and only THEN offer to show your monster.
That way you remain this "considerate and generous" older man she's been seeing instead of "creepy old guy that tried to rape me and then bribe me".
Jeez.
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EIRRMod
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« Reply #3230 on: June 05, 2012, 04:34:08 am » |
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Tank, you throw your money at her first and only THEN offer to show your monster.
That way you remain this "considerate and generous" older man she's been seeing instead of "creepy old guy that tried to rape me and then bribe me".
Jeez.
Order of actions is very important in this scenario! |
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« Reply #3231 on: June 05, 2012, 04:40:17 am » |
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« Reply #3232 on: June 05, 2012, 05:42:32 am » |
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That is so true haha
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« Reply #3233 on: June 05, 2012, 07:43:50 am » |
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Because a forum post should be like a woman's skirt. Long enough to cover the subject material, but short enough to keep things interesting.
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« Reply #3234 on: June 05, 2012, 08:32:11 am » |
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 Also, bad analogy ground, My vegetables never pissed on my ego when I decided they defeated me and gave up on dessert.
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« Reply #3235 on: June 05, 2012, 08:45:35 am » |
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Seriously! Is there a monster somewhere? I don't like monsters ever since Return To Castle Wolfinstein. That shit scared me  Tell me when it's safe to leave my blanky again. Or get Tank to sacrifice himself to kill the monster with fire. lol, like straight out of ecchi. |
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« Reply #3236 on: June 05, 2012, 09:40:04 am » |
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« Reply #3237 on: June 05, 2012, 10:15:15 am » |
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« Reply #3238 on: June 05, 2012, 10:48:25 am » |
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« Reply #3239 on: June 05, 2012, 11:26:34 am » |
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