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NightRain Offline
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« Reply #4200 on: February 07, 2013, 07:29:39 am »

easy for you to say if you're not black, jewish or middle eastern.

If it could stand on its own merit without any type of racism yes its funny but since none of them can, its not.

If a person on the internet can not approve Racism I hereby state that they should not be on the internet.



Imagine if your future kid will behave like this?
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Because a forum post should be like a woman's skirt. Long enough to cover the subject material, but short enough to keep things interesting.
hans Offline
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« Reply #4201 on: February 07, 2013, 08:03:11 am »

night, wheres dat picture?
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Also, bad analogy ground, My vegetables never pissed on my ego when I decided they defeated me and gave up on dessert.
NightRain Offline
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« Reply #4202 on: February 07, 2013, 08:45:43 am »

night, wheres dat picture?

Fix'd
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Sachaztan Offline
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« Reply #4203 on: February 07, 2013, 12:40:33 pm »

Fix'd

Like...what?
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Demon posession is real and it's not funny, it's the creepiest thing you will ever experience.

I would also like to add I watch fox news everyday all day and will continue to watch it while being proud of that fact. I'm sure you enjoy your communist news network just as much.
deadbolt Offline
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« Reply #4204 on: February 07, 2013, 02:15:04 pm »

i imagine that bein smokaz as an 11 year old heuheuheuheu
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DERDBERT
Like Jesus, Keeps died for us

He made a funny thread for bear, and got banned.

Now bear makes his own funny thread. It's unsurprisingly not funny.

Keeps died for our funny threads.
Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #4205 on: February 07, 2013, 03:54:49 pm »

tb Cool
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SlippedHerTheBigOne: big penis puma
SlippedHerTheBigOne: and i have no repairkits
SlippedHerTheBigOne: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Killer344 Offline
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« Reply #4206 on: February 07, 2013, 10:29:10 pm »



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If I get shot and it's a gay medic fixing me up, he's not gonna be fondling my balls while he does it. You can't patch a chest wound and suck a cock at the same time.
Sachaztan Offline
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« Reply #4207 on: February 08, 2013, 05:14:43 am »

Click and drag

Might be the biggest picture ever created by man.
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Ahnungsloser Offline
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« Reply #4208 on: February 08, 2013, 07:10:09 am »



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9th Armoured Engineers
PonySlaystation Offline
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« Reply #4209 on: February 08, 2013, 10:47:54 am »

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Sharks are not monsters Henley, they are cute, cuddly and misunderstood. They love humans. sometimes they love TOO much. They love people so much that sometimes their kisses separate people into two flailing pieces which are consumed by other sharks in a frenzy of peace and joy.
Tymathee Offline
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« Reply #4210 on: February 08, 2013, 12:50:42 pm »

Click and drag

Might be the biggest picture ever created by man.

not funny but its epic.
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"I want proof!"
"I have proof!"
"Whatever, I'm still right"

Dafuq man, don't ask for proof if you'll refuse it if it's not in your favor, logic fallacy for the bloody win.
Killer344 Offline
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« Reply #4211 on: February 08, 2013, 02:01:56 pm »

Click and drag

Might be the biggest picture ever created by man.

oh god
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NightRain Offline
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« Reply #4212 on: February 08, 2013, 04:13:33 pm »

Alright, I ain't sure how many still plays this game but I have a hunch that some might.


Either way, I went looking around and found that someone translated things from RUSSIAN forum where the Devs are answering and informing things. Now the author informed that these aren't 100% accurate translations but should get you as far to understand them properly. At first I thought "Yeah this sounds interesting" but then I realized, that the whole thing is more or less devs just trolling people.

Heres couple of examples:
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Q: "Why are low tier battles the way they are - everyone penetrates everyone?" A: "Because it's ololololol"

Q: "Jagdpanther II was removed from the main TD branch, what is its fate?" A: "Its fate is beautiful Smiley"

Q: "SerB, is it possible to introduce the real-life performance IS-7?" A: "You're a newfag Smiley Such an IS-7 there was already in the alpha test."


Rest of them? Well http://forum.worldoftanks.eu/index.php?/topic/164377-developer-qa-the-russian-answers/ here you can find. Some are proper, some...yeah.

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- Q: "SerB, have you noticed you look a lot like Nikolaj Bucharin, the bolshevik leader from the 20's?" A: "Well, there was that one time on a business trip after 5 hours of nonstop swearing I did lie down on a couch in my jacket to have a nap and Viktor Kisliy started to bring in "mausoleum excursions"..." Smiley

Have fun!


PS: Sometimes I think EIRR team is like this too Grin

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- Q: "Why does tank A have more HP than tank B?" A: "If you give us historical amount of that tank's hitpoints, we'll correct it immediately" Smiley

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Sachaztan Offline
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« Reply #4213 on: February 09, 2013, 01:06:17 pm »



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TheIcelandicManiac Offline
Resident forum troll. Fucked unkn0wns mom
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« Reply #4214 on: February 09, 2013, 08:28:16 pm »

Bus
The cautionary tail
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Quote from: Grundwaffe
Soon™
gj icelandic i am proud of u  Smiley
Sometimes its like PQ doesnt carrot all.

Work Harder
Sachaztan Offline
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« Reply #4215 on: February 10, 2013, 05:50:50 am »



So many times I've been in that situation Sad
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Heartmann Offline
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« Reply #4216 on: February 10, 2013, 06:05:59 am »



Shab has confessed, that his real identity is this!
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In the basement getting drunk.
It's not really creepy until I show up.............

- I've heard of being an animal in bed but...

- The phallic principle of the Navy Wink
Killer344 Offline
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« Reply #4217 on: February 10, 2013, 07:10:59 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hpEnLtqUDg
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ick312 Offline
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« Reply #4218 on: February 15, 2013, 05:00:36 pm »

if you understand german:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_710773&feature=iv&index=1&list=PL275665B1DD6AB98F&src_vid=9yzyzm3JyAM&v=1yX9yI5KrdE
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I don't know Wind, that whole 21 virgins thing kinda peaked my interest a little .......
From fucking kids to fucking christ, jesus heartmann. Just stop already you filthy monster, you are only making it worse
Baine Offline
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« Reply #4219 on: February 15, 2013, 05:36:08 pm »


Even if you understand german, not really funny.
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