brn4meplz
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« Reply #40 on: February 08, 2011, 07:24:46 am » |
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At the dawn of time there was the infinite cosmos. A shapeless void of nothing. Not because it had no form! NO! but because it was unfathomable darkness. No light to give boundary to it's edges or it's depth.
Then there was Fl-. In a moment of thunderous applause and sparkling beauty the darkness was erased. What once was unending darkness was now limitless light. The supremebeing had cleared the canvas for his masterpiece.
Work was slow in the beginning, and the god Fl- slaved tirelessly. He recruited other celestial beings to his cause and slowly Europe In Ruins took form.
Not everything was light though, darkness is needed to demonstrate height, angles, forms and contours. In this darkness several of the gods children began to stir with thoughts of revolution!
Dark times were ahead...
End of side A.
Please flip tape.
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He thinks Tactics is a breath mint Wow I think that was the nicest thing brn ever posted!  the pussy of a prostitute is not tight enough for destroy a condom  |
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brn4meplz
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« Reply #41 on: February 08, 2011, 07:26:01 am » |
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I like my way better
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Tymathee
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« Reply #42 on: February 08, 2011, 10:55:31 am » |
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hey brn, wasn't EIR born off that concept of Fortress Europe though? I think fl worked with the creator to help get eIR started.
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"I want proof!"
"I have proof!"
"Whatever, I'm still right"
Dafuq man, don't ask for proof if you'll refuse it if it's not in your favor, logic fallacy for the bloody win.
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deadbolt
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« Reply #43 on: February 08, 2011, 11:59:40 am » |
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respect? what a stereotypical line to say to a black guy, what an unprevoked attack!! i can't believe u just racially wtfattacked tym like that. outrageous. *shockedface* |
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 DERDBERTLike Jesus, Keeps died for us
He made a funny thread for bear, and got banned.
Now bear makes his own funny thread. It's unsurprisingly not funny.
Keeps died for our funny threads.
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Unkn0wn
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« Reply #44 on: February 08, 2011, 12:42:55 pm » |
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hey brn, wasn't EIR born off that concept of Fortress Europe though? I think fl worked with the creator to help get eIR started.
No, FE was developed independently and came to life after EIR. And sturmhaubitze even worked for EIR for a bit. |
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Tymathee
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« Reply #45 on: February 08, 2011, 01:02:52 pm » |
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man that cake looks good... |
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« Reply #46 on: February 08, 2011, 01:33:53 pm » |
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And its (nearly) just for u.  |
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Tymathee
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« Reply #47 on: February 08, 2011, 01:38:54 pm » |
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And its (nearly) just for u. i hand it over to Luci, i just made a suggestion during a game he had to actually approach FL and convince him he'd be able to do it and take over and all that stuff. So basically i was the wall the match was struck on, he did all the burning. |
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« Reply #48 on: February 08, 2011, 01:40:42 pm » |
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Hey
Love is in the air!!!!
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« Reply #49 on: February 08, 2011, 06:54:05 pm » |
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People always forgot it was me and Salan that started TLS :/ I probably still have the pm I have with the idea, that I sent to Salan, which pretty much kicked off the whole thing. It was after the EIR TLS campaign that the TLS website started being used for OMG development purposes. (With Salan and Gamerandy)
Not that I would possible want to take a lot of credit for the failure that was TLS :p.
Although the concept was fun at the least.
Hey I remember, I still have the email from Salan asking me to check it out. |
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The MOD is over. The war is over. We're too lazy to restart it. You can all go fuck pickles mom, I hear she's easy. |
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Akranadas
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« Reply #50 on: February 08, 2011, 07:23:02 pm » |
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Heres the simple version.
You know star wars revenge of the sith were Anikin fights Obi? Yeah it's like that.
We're Obi Wan
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WildZontar
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« Reply #51 on: February 08, 2011, 07:30:25 pm » |
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Heres the simple version.
You know star wars revenge of the sith were Anikin fights Obi? Yeah it's like that.
We're Obi Wan
So OMG got turned from a mutilated corpse into a Black Clad Badass? |
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Zontar is a filthy sludge-dwelling muppet, thats why.
Y U SAVED US FROM GOING INTO BANKRUPT!
ALL BOW DOWN TO WILDZONTAR!
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3rdCondor
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« Reply #52 on: February 08, 2011, 07:38:22 pm » |
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So OMG got turned from a mutilated corpse into a Black Clad Badass? And Obi Wan ended up turning into a slow old man that didn't do anything meaningful except get killed by Vader. |
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No tits, but i will bake a cake then eat it in honour of Sir Condor The 3rd
fuck the pgren rifle, fucking dogshit weapon
My beautiful black pussy won
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WildZontar
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« Reply #53 on: February 08, 2011, 09:13:35 pm » |
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And Obi Wan ended up turning into a slow old man that didn't do anything meaningful except get killed by Vader.
So in the long run OMG wins? That is until the "new revered jedi" kills Vader and beats the Empire. IE: EiR:R that has balance. |
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« Reply #54 on: February 08, 2011, 09:48:49 pm » |
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WOw ur the perfect guy to use the the jedi "rip off head and shit down the throat " move on. If i had a talkin monkey id name him Zontar.
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WildZontar
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« Reply #55 on: February 08, 2011, 10:07:54 pm » |
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WOw ur the perfect guy to use the the jedi "rip off head and shit down the throat " move on. If i had a talkin monkey id name him Zontar.
Jedi's don't have that move. LEARN 2 JEDI N00b!!! :3 |
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Akranadas
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« Reply #56 on: February 08, 2011, 10:20:57 pm » |
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And Obi Wan ended up turning into a slow old man that didn't do anything meaningful except get killed by Vader.
Yeah that badass who said stuff like "I don't like sand..." and "NOooooooooooooooooooooooo!" |
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3rdCondor
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« Reply #57 on: February 08, 2011, 10:39:43 pm » |
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So in the long run OMG wins? That is until the "new revered jedi" kills Vader and beats the Empire. IE: EiR:R that has balance.
No, Obi Wan just sucks is my point. And f*** Jar Jar |
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Mysthalin
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« Reply #58 on: February 09, 2011, 03:28:58 am » |
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EiRR is JarJar.
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nugnugx
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« Reply #59 on: February 09, 2011, 04:24:56 am » |
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Who wins in the end ? Vader dies...... Warmap will be EIRR R Europe in Ruins Reinforcements Return |
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