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WildZontar
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Re: WTF?
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Reply #20 on:
August 06, 2011, 08:01:10 pm »
If I might ask, how exactly does a bear taste blood without it killing it's target?
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brn4meplz
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August 06, 2011, 08:04:56 pm »
No, what isn't true is that human flesh instill some blood lust in predatory animals. Thats the mythology created over hundreds of years. Go find a the loch ness monster or a kraken in the ocean. It can be reasonable be broken down that recognizing a source of food when the typical diet is scare is cause enough for Animals to attack humans. The only recorded incidents are diseased animals or when food is scarce. Diseased Humans have the same effect on society too.
The same thing happens with Tigers(and any predatory cat) They recognize it as a source of food. The only reason why Tigers are so dangerous is because like all predatory cats they favour striking a victim from behind or above. Often times attacks by predatory cats leave the victim paralyzed and they eventually die or they suffocate quickly due to the nature of the attack.
You can walk around Western Canada no problem, not getting jumped by Wolves or bears or Cougars. but the moment feeding becomes scarce you should watch your back. Cougars have a standing jump distance of like 10-15m. I've seen Cougars leap a 4 lane highway in a single bound on a full sprint
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brn4meplz
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Re: WTF?
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Quote from: WildZontar on August 06, 2011, 08:01:10 pm
If I might ask, how exactly does a bear taste blood without it killing it's target?
It doesn't they turn to human prey when typical prey is scarce. Bears predominantly turn to scavenging because of the nature of the animal but they won't start coming down from the mountains to eat a small village.
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Mysthalin
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August 06, 2011, 09:53:56 pm »
Bears ate my entire village when I was little
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They came in the night, and started with the goats. Then the sheep. Then the people.
I was eaten twice that night, but survived.
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brn4meplz
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August 07, 2011, 01:40:23 am »
Lol, I might stand corrected by a first hand account from a surviving witness. Soon they'll have their own Zombie literature and then we're fucked.
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NightRain
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Re: WTF?
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August 07, 2011, 01:44:46 am »
Quote from: Mysthalin on August 06, 2011, 09:53:56 pm
I was eaten twice that night, but survived.
My my Stalin, I never knew your charm worked on bears...
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nugnugx
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Re: WTF?
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August 07, 2011, 01:44:58 am »
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/278/c/7/commission_2010_01_by_gamefan84-d3032wl.jpg
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Smokaz
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Re: WTF?
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August 07, 2011, 01:47:26 am »
Quote from: NightRain on August 07, 2011, 01:44:46 am
My my Stalin, I never knew your charm worked on bears...
Have you ever seen a bear willingly attacking a guy in a tiger suit? Stripes are nature's way of communicating danger or bad tasting meat in the animal. Guess which Mystllbeerry is
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nugnugx
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August 07, 2011, 01:58:18 am »
lol
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nugnugx
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August 07, 2011, 02:53:11 am »
found him
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tG3s8LE_KE
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deadbolt
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Re: WTF?
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August 07, 2011, 04:26:46 am »
alright brn didnt realize you were david attenborough laaaaaawl
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He made a funny thread for bear, and got banned.
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