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[Sachaztan]

In a otherwise nice community...? You semi-comatose fart pillow. This commmunity has the vitality of a zombie and the dinner manners of Freddy Krueger.

Don't confuse yourself with the rest of the comunity

[Smokaz]

Don't confuse yourself with the rest of the comunity

I got a bachelors degree in EIR forum. If you dig through the historic vault you will see a never ending cycle of hate! I have swam in the archives of gluttony and despair, and I have emerged a scarred man!

[Baine]

In a otherwise nice community...? You semi-comatose fart pillow. This commmunity has the vitality of a zombie and the dinner manners of Freddy Krueger.

Freddy uses silverware at least.

[nugnugx]

If you dig through the historic vault you will see a never ending cycle of hate! I have swam in the archives of gluttony and despair, and I have emerged a scarred man!

What can change the nature of a man?

[Sachaztan]

What can change the nature of a man?

Whether regret, or love, or revenge or fear - whatever you believe can change the nature of a man, can.

[Masacree]

I got a bachelors degree in EIR forum. If you dig through the historic vault you will see a never ending cycle of hate! I have swam in the archives of gluttony and despair, and I have emerged a scarred man!

Ye who fight with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

[tank130]

Wasn't me. I gladly would have if someone asked.

I always do as well, if asked.

[PonySlaystation]

In a otherwise nice community...? You semi-comatose fart pillow. This commmunity has the vitality of a zombie and the dinner manners of Freddy Krueger.

You don't even pause your porno when playing EIR, what kind of manner is that.

[Smokaz]

I'm sorry that me combining activites make you feel inadequate.

[Spartan_Marine88]

Freddy uses silverware at least.

He may be a psycho, but those are usually the people who have the best manners (before the snap)

[deadbolt]

Because smurfs are lame griefers? I don't really enjoy having to memorize 15 names for every player just because they feel a need to hide their identity so their shitty gameplay will seem less pathetic. Smurfs are cowards and untermensch, scared of confrontation so they hide behind fake names. They are parasites in an otherwise nice community.

this community is full of stacker dodge cunts, smurfs are essential to the community imo, feels like a new breed of players to an otherwise stale community that dodges x y and z players. smurfing some stacker cunts with le vet 3 battalions is good. they deserve some grief if theyre willing to stomp new people every  game. plus griefing them gives them all the more important reason to stay to get that vet 3 stack company they all desperatley require to stay in the game. controversially to my recent posts i'd like to say i've owned some stackers cunts with my lvl5 smurfs & DTANK level teammates. allin the quest of being the drunkard guy

[Demon767]

they feel a need to hide their identity so their shitty gameplay will seem less pathetic

smurfs smurf because they are too good for you and you dodge.

this community is full of stacker dodge cunts, smurfs are essential to the community imo, feels like a new breed of players to an otherwise stale community that dodges x y and z players. smurfing some stacker cunts with le vet 3 battalions is good. they deserve some grief if theyre willing to stomp new people every  game. plus griefing them gives them all the more important reason to stay to get that vet 3 stack company they all desperatley require to stay in the game. controversially to my recent posts i'd like to say i've owned some stackers cunts with my lvl5 smurfs & DTANK level teammates.

+1

[Masacree]

You don't even pause your porno when playing EIR, what kind of manner is that.

This is exactly why I'm so pro at micro with one hand.

[nugnugx]

DTANK level teammates.

made me lol

[PonySlaystation]

deadbolt, you're somewhat right, dodgers are lame, but the thing is playing with new players or smurfs isn't so much fun. The problem is that because it's so hard to get a game the skill levels are rarely equally balanced. This is a hard problem to fix, but it definitely doesn't help if good players like deadbolt and demon (not nugnug, he kinda sucks) you see a stack and instead of counter stacking and actually giving them some competition you just bring your level 5 company because it doesn't matter if you win or lose, so you can just do what ever lame strategy as you like.

If you had instead tried to play a little more serious then there could actually be a real game instead of veterans vs newbies. And even if it is veterans vs smurfs then the veterans are still going to win, they may lose some vet because you run things like 4 sniper callins.

So yeah smurfs are actually promoting stomps. So you think the stackers are lame? but you're contributing to their behavior.

[deadbolt]

well i imagine if a proportion of the players are like me and demon, they will agree that they cba to grind a company up, even given the head start of a lvl 5 with 200pp. imo even if i do grind a company up i'm usually bored of it by the time i get the T4 i want and the process starts all over again

[PonySlaystation]

Yes, that's true, which is why when you get your T4 you have to think in terms like: I finally have my buffs and I can now focus on other things such as veterancy and company composition. Now that you have your level 9 company you can counter stacks and actually get a balanced game, because those are the most fun, games that go back and forth with comebacks and complex strategy elements, teamwork and tension and you can't really tell who's going to win. Those games are always the most fun. And that's also what relieves you of your boredom, the awesomeness of real EIR games. Where as running a company with only snipers and tetrarchs on your level 5 profle is gonna get old after just two games.

And if you get bored then you can try a different strategy, you don't have to delete it and create a new one. But yes if you do get bored then it can fun to create a new company. But you know just keep your old one. You may not want to play Tank Hunters this second but maybe tomorrow you find a game with three armor players, then you'll probably want your TH coy.

[Demon767]

you see a stack and instead of counter stacking and actually giving them some competition you just bring your level 5 company because it doesn't matter if you win or lose, so you can just do what ever lame strategy as you like.

I cant get my head around that unfortunately. From my experience, which i assume is like deadbolts and majority, is that when a counter stack is possible, good players will get on whatever company they are good with, be that 9, 7 or 5. smurf or not, and play a proper game, there is no lame strategy being thrown in there.
Even puddins spam will still be considered a proper game, no matter what name he is under.

Whenever you may see a lame strategy is when there is a obvious stack against poor players, when this happens, who the fuck cares what happens in those games, the outcome is obvious in the end no matter what happens, if stackers cry that they lose vet to smurfs, tbh its there own fault for not attempting to balance the teams, say make a new company?

If you had instead tried to play a little more serious then there could actually be a real game instead of veterans vs newbies. And even if it is veterans vs smurfs then the veterans are still going to win, they may lose some vet because you run things like 4 sniper callins.

I Infact play serious on all my smurfs, why would i waste my time if i wasnt playing to win? im already wasting my life playing a game why wouldnt i be playing for some self gratification -.-

So yeah smurfs are actually promoting stomps. So you think the stackers are lame? but you're contributing to their behavior.

Let me give you my experienced and why i hate bringing any known name anymore

Scenario~~~

3v3 - Lobby

Demon767: "hmmm i think ill host a 3v3 ^_^"
*hosts*
Randomstackguy236: "DEEEEEMMMMMMMOOOOONN"
Randomstackguy124: "DEMMMON!!!!!"
Randomstackguy882: "DEAMOOOOOON!"
Randomstackguy223: "4v4?"

Game in progress

Demon767
Randomnewguy221
Randomnoobguy992
vs
Randomstackguy882
Randomstackguy124
Randomstackguy236


WHen i smurf this is my experience

Game in progress

Suspicioussmurfguy767
Randomnoobguy992
Randomstackguy882
vs
Randomstackguy124
Randomnewguy221
Randomstackguy236

Personally, i smurf because i get balanced games, and i just dont want to socialise with you's. and with Smurfs, i dont know if im playing with good players or bad players, they could be smurfs, they could be not, that encourages ME TO PLAY STACKED GAMES. less dodging aswell.

[Jstek]

Ill say it again.  Automatcher will fix everything.  And the profile list that shows what coy type and rank is being used ect.

[Mister Schmidt]

You can say it as many times as you like, it's not that simple.