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Author Topic: Naked Guy and Cops  (Read 1922 times)
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« on: December 22, 2011, 02:01:11 am »

So I was at this benefit dinner my friends were putting on for Jonathan Toubin (a DJ that we all love that was in a freak car accident), and the food was over and everyone was hanging out, and my friend Charles left to go outside for a smoke. After a few minutes he pops into the bar and says "Get the fuck outside guy outside being chased by cops in his underwear!" and I stood there for a second thinking, "Uh... whaa?" and I was like, eh it's probably nothing, then I thought, well I better have a look. The moment I step outside I see a man running around naked yelling gibberish, and I pop in and yell "DREW! GET THE FUCKKKKKK OUTSIDE NOW!" Drew's my best friend, and he comes out, and then other people start filtering out.

So there's a crowd of us watching in shock, this guy in maybe his late twenties running around naked, cops chasing after him, yelling incoherent babble, the cops grab him, pin him against a minivan (jeez I'd hate to go to my car the next morning and see dick imprints all over it!) and finally get him in an ambulance where they restrain him, and he sits there and yells for about 10 minutes, the cops are laughing about it having a cigarette, making jokes with us, "Now kids this is why you don't do drugs!" and one cop, Tommy leaves, he's on pants duty... that's right, he was wandering the streets looking for this guys pants.

All in all a good night, had amazing food, helped be a part of raising $1,800, and saw some crazy fucking naked guy.

No joke the scene pretty much looked like this:

http://youtu.be/DaGPJ67jA6A
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« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2011, 12:07:09 pm »

What
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« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2011, 12:08:16 pm »

hi
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Also, bad analogy ground, My vegetables never pissed on my ego when I decided they defeated me and gave up on dessert.
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« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2011, 12:10:21 pm »

Stop spamming posts Eagle, that is my job.
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« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2011, 12:11:20 pm »

Stop spamming posts Eagle, that is my job.

now iam sad panda O_O
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« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2011, 12:12:13 pm »

Well thats not my job
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« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2011, 12:14:46 pm »

back to topic:

lol nice video
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2011, 01:15:32 pm »

Picture my friend got of this dude in mid stride, where my other friend said this, "I stand by my statement, that mans penis is on backwards, or his ass is shaped that way."



Give the photo a minute to load up, i JUST put it on imageshack.

Eh just copy and past the link

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/24/40105023362045701041399.jpg/
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« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2011, 02:06:35 pm »

LoooL
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