TheIcelandicManiac
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« on: March 25, 2012, 04:09:39 pm » |
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Give me 1 good reason why you should not want to visit this country, The women can be hot, its cheap and everyone (excluding the older than 80 year old people) speak at least adequate enough English to speak with another English speaker and the weather during the summer can 20-25°c so its not boiling heat nor freezing cold(unless if it is so then its just the normal shitty weather that happens no-matter where you are). on top of all that its not that expensive if you don't live in a country that has shit for currency. so come to this shitty country of mine and spend some money. Also This PS: If you do come be careful of the roaming volcano in the countryside, quite bad if you get into ones path and if you are thinking about checking out this country do some more research. |
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gj icelandic i am proud of u  Sometimes its like PQ doesnt carrot all.
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« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2012, 04:18:17 pm » |
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So many people on such a small island and almost completely isolated from the rest of the world? Be prepared to face the same destiny as Easter Island tbh.
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Sharks are not monsters Henley, they are cute, cuddly and misunderstood. They love humans. sometimes they love TOO much. They love people so much that sometimes their kisses separate people into two flailing pieces which are consumed by other sharks in a frenzy of peace and joy.
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TheIcelandicManiac
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« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2012, 04:22:33 pm » |
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300.000 is hardly few and compared to last count iceland has a better fertility rate than sweden so have fun with that.
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« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2012, 04:26:10 pm » |
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I didn't say there were few people, I said there are too many.
Also if everyone there has the same English skills that you do I don't think I want to go there. Also vulcanism and the fish running out, it's just a big pile of doom. Iceland is a ticking time bomb.
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« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2012, 04:27:00 pm » |
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because I live here? And that looks cold as fuck |
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1. New tactics? it's like JAWS, first one in the water dies
RCA-land where shells fall like raindrops and the Captain is an invincible god
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« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2012, 04:42:37 pm » |
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Booze too expensive
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Smokaz
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« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2012, 04:48:39 pm » |
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Been there once, went to the mud baths. Other than skiing, what is there to do that you cannot do in any other european county?
Also expensive food/drinks.
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« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2012, 04:49:06 pm » |
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what is average price for: - beer - shot of spirit - sex ? |
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« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2012, 08:21:53 pm » |
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It would be easy to come to Iceland depending on what happens in the near economic future since you guys are blowing your shitty currency and adopting the Canadian dollar (maybe).
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What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.
- Andre Malraux
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aeroblade56
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« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2012, 08:31:31 pm » |
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Give me a break if you lived in iceland the chances of you running into maniac would be at 85% in a week.
and i heard it gets dark and stays dark. and if they all speak like maniac it would be like talking to batman with throat cancer.
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You are welcome to your opinion.
You are also welcome to be wrong.
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« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2012, 08:44:54 pm » |
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icelandic why you leave bro
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brn4meplz
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« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2012, 11:37:05 pm » |
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Be like my Communist convert here and come live in Canada. The country is the second largest in the world so our climates range from the more northern to the more temperate southern areas. We have the worlds largest deposit of oil sands. We have a very large deposit of mineral and natural resources, as well as grain, meat and fish produce.
Canada contains 1/5th of the worlds Fresh water and our economy didn't hit the fan like most of the world. Additionally our Banks are still rated AAA, unlike Iceland or the United States. Our economy is doing strong and we have excellent relations with everywhere you'd want to go in the world. Top it all off with an international reputation for politeness and you've got a killer country.
See Icelandic? Doesn't that sound better?
Aside from your homicidal volcano, any picture you show me about scenery can be matched by the Canadian wilderness.
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He thinks Tactics is a breath mint Wow I think that was the nicest thing brn ever posted!  the pussy of a prostitute is not tight enough for destroy a condom  |
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« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2012, 11:46:44 pm » |
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don't be fooled, there's nothing 'temperate' about Canada.
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brn4meplz
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« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2012, 11:57:59 pm » |
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Any cities in the Great lakes region experience mild winters. We only have a bad winter every few years and even then it's not bad.
Furthermore, provinces like Alberta experience 2-3 times per winter temperatures of anywhere from 0 to 15 degrees celsius.
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« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2012, 12:01:58 am » |
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thats quite cold. It did not get below freezing more than perhaps once all winter here.
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« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2012, 12:21:51 am » |
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Anything above -10 isn't even worth sniffling about. Nothing like a bit of skating, skiing and a hot jacuzzi with a beer afterwards.
Best thing about cold weather, take X 24's and place them just outside the back door, no more worrying about having to keep the fridge stocked.
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Yes that's me, the special snowflake.
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brn4meplz
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« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2012, 02:04:06 am » |
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Yeah but Crazy, winter has positive aspects too. I happen to enjoy several things about winter.
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« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2012, 03:25:04 am » |
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Hey Crazy i think i am gOing to visit you xD
Got an exact adress for me?
~Nijo~
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Mister Schmidt
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« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2012, 03:47:32 am » |
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Next year I'm gonna do a tour of EIRR players homes Gonna start with you Icelandic! |
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and 6th " Main Thing " is you have to Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare ".
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TheIcelandicManiac
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« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2012, 06:52:58 am » |
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Next year I'm gonna do a tour of EIRR players homes Gonna start with you Icelandic! well i better tell you then that i am joining the danish army in the end of summer(as long as they accept me of course) Wall of text
well i might be going to canada by using the Snorri Project that is run every summer for 2-4 weeks so we shall see if your claims are correct. all depends if the job allowes it. |
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