TheWindCriesMary
The Ethics Police
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« on: October 12, 2012, 09:19:26 am » |
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I am recruiting a team of crack investigators and litigators in order to bring the criminal, troll and belligerent loafer known as Tank (aka. the many horned bantha of the forums) to justice before the eyes of lady justice (aka. Lucifer) and the greater community.
This team must be prepared to fight for justice, liberty and the dream of a forum that isn't terrorized by blowhard snorlaxes. This team must be able to withstand attempted bribes of money and/or computer hardware. Also, this team must be able to withstand low-level thuggery and text-based temper tantrums no matter how many times these rants self-reference their creator's (alleged) moderator status.
Positions to be filled:
Chief Psychologist: (I nominate Heartmann)
Responsible for compiling a psychological profile of the forum criminal known as Tank.
Chief Investigator:
Responsible for compiling the numerous, almost overwhelming, evidence of the forum criminal Tank's transgressions against the peace, stability, atmosphere and ruling guidelines of these boards.
Keeper of the GIFs:
Responsible for the creation and/or curation of humorous gifs relating to the forum criminal known as Tank and his numerous, abhorrent crimes. These GIF's will be integral to the final case our team levies against this villainous, squalid slug of the deep.
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Vermillion Hawk: Do you ever make a post that doesnt make you come across as an extreme douchebag?
Just sayin'
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Tymathee
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« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2012, 09:21:56 am » |
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"I want proof!" "I have proof!" "Whatever, I'm still right"
Dafuq man, don't ask for proof if you'll refuse it if it's not in your favor, logic fallacy for the bloody win.
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TheWindCriesMary
The Ethics Police
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« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2012, 09:27:31 am » |
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Tym, there's no easy way to say this so I will just come right out with it. I regret to inform you that your application for Keeper of the Gifs, after being carefully reviewed. has been declined outright by our review panel. A thorough grasp on simple arithmetic and the impossibility of demon possession are base credentials required for such an esteemed position.
We wish you all the best in your future endeavours.
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aeroblade56
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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2012, 10:08:15 am » |
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Hmm RIKI has some gif skills. BUt i think THat deadbolt should be nominated. i vote deadbolt for giffer.
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You are welcome to your opinion.
You are also welcome to be wrong.
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deadbolt
Probably Banned
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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2012, 11:19:43 am » |
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DERDBERTLike Jesus, Keeps died for us
He made a funny thread for bear, and got banned.
Now bear makes his own funny thread. It's unsurprisingly not funny.
Keeps died for our funny threads.
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Marlboroman
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« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2012, 11:34:12 am » |
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tanks a pretty cool guy you should read the rap song i wrote about him instead of being supermad
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TheWindCriesMary
The Ethics Police
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« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2012, 12:14:44 pm » |
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Link that business up
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Marlboroman
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« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2012, 12:16:11 pm » |
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Vermillion_Hawk
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« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2012, 02:28:29 pm » |
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Nominated for all the positions on the legal team.
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What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.
- Andre Malraux
- Dracula
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Tymathee
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« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2012, 03:27:07 pm » |
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Tym, there's no easy way to say this so I will just come right out with it. I regret to inform you that your application for Keeper of the Gifs, after being carefully reviewed. has been declined outright by our review panel. A thorough grasp on simple arithmetic and the impossibility of demon possession are base credentials required for such an esteemed position.
We wish you all the best in your future endeavours.
ya sure, i dont want to be a part of anything you started up anyway.
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taco355
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« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2012, 03:52:57 pm » |
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I second vermillion's nomination of Deadbolt for all positions.
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TheWindCriesMary
The Ethics Police
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« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2012, 10:33:26 pm » |
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I second vermillion's nomination of Deadbolt for all positions.
I third it. Can we inform Groundfire we've found the entire legal counsel to prosecute Tank and bring his villainy to justice?
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8thRifleRegiment
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« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2012, 11:23:07 pm » |
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Tank vs Keeps, selling tickets now.
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I will never forget the rage we enduced together Ohh Good, AmPm can pay in Doubloons.
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hans
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« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2012, 12:12:50 am » |
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omfg, wind is bored? Too small playerbase? not enough games to play? Get out of this forum with these posts!
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Also, bad analogy ground, My vegetables never pissed on my ego when I decided they defeated me and gave up on dessert.
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TheWindCriesMary
The Ethics Police
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« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2012, 12:17:06 am » |
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Get out of this forum with these posts!
No you!
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8thRifleRegiment
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« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2012, 09:24:55 am » |
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KEEPS FOR LEAD DEV, LET THE REVOLOUTION BEGIN
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shockcoil
griefer & spammer
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« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2012, 02:46:40 pm » |
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More like revoLOLtion amirite
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