aeroblade56
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« on: November 04, 2012, 08:01:56 pm » |
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Well i just had a few this week.
1. i was driving home from work one night and i got into a car wreck, my car is totaled and i broke my leg(again)i have a bruised cheek bone and bruised chest.
2. before the wreck some jackass in Asheville ( conference) ran a red light and of course being a innocent pedestrian walked and was almost smashed by car, Jackass didnt stop to see me.
3 weeks prior a guy in a bar pulled a knife on me by a dumpster and took my wallet. luckily i only had about 70$ in the wallet.
Anywho have you ever had a near death experience and what happened?.
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brn4meplz
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« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2012, 09:08:58 pm » |
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Several.
A Bullet ricochet near miss.
Loaded Rifle pointed at me with no safety on by an idiot.
Had a round explode in the chamber of a GPMG and the fragments nicked my face(everywhere but my eyes, and this was before I used Ballistic eyewear)
I've been in a number of vehicle collisions and roll overs but they were pretty common place and not serious things in the vehicles we used to use.
Got pneumonia and resigned myself to death.(recovered)
Close calls with 2 Pressure vessels(and idiots working on them) while I worked in the Alberta Oil fields.
Theres a few more, I can't think of them now though.
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« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2012, 10:41:12 pm » |
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all my near death experiences were done on purpose.  |
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aeroblade56
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« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2012, 10:47:04 pm » |
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Dont be like that Poopi.
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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2012, 01:47:09 am » |
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In my dreams sometimes I die,does this count? Cuz pains feels quite real!
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Heartmann
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« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2012, 08:26:38 am » |
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twice been almost plowed and crushed by idiot truck drivers.
once a cue ball flew just above my head in a fight, dont know if it would have killed me but jesus if it would not have lead to brain dmg.
Thats it tbh ^^
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« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2012, 09:37:50 am » |
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When I was in grade 3, I decided to cut down a small tree for a classroom Christmas tree. I cut down a tree along the railway tracks and dragged it along the tracks to school.
I could not hear the train behind me due to the branches banging my head etc. The train came around the corner and saw me at the last second. He blew his horn and I froze in terror. My mind said move, but my body was frozen.
At the last second I jumped off the tracks, the train ripped the tree from my hands. I think the only thing that saved my life was the fact the train was in a residential area and not moving quickly.
I remember that day like it was yesterday.
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« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2012, 10:14:04 am » |
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One time my head got stuck in the ski lift and it was bulldozed against the machinery so hard that my ski helmet was crushed. Another time I jumped off the ski lift, thank god that there was some kid skiing underneath that dampened my fall. I'm telling you those ski lifts are death traps.
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Sharks are not monsters Henley, they are cute, cuddly and misunderstood. They love humans. sometimes they love TOO much. They love people so much that sometimes their kisses separate people into two flailing pieces which are consumed by other sharks in a frenzy of peace and joy.
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« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2012, 11:15:46 am » |
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Seeing a car too late that had to slam on the brakes while corssing the street.
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aeroblade56
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« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2012, 11:37:43 am » |
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Seeing a smokaz threaten to kill me.
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Smokaz
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« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2012, 11:38:19 am » |
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DTB* is not a accident
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« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2012, 11:47:13 am » |
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I knew it was Smokaz!11
Also this night i had a dream that i was suffocating and i was really suffocating in real life and it took all my power to start breathing again. Crazy voodoo magic by Smokaz.
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« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2012, 01:10:25 pm » |
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When i was younger i had a bad cold, and while swallowing a muffin my body decided to cough and it lodged in my throat causing my to suffocate and pass out. I came to a few minutes later lying on the ground with the muffin beside me.
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Mysthalin
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« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2012, 01:35:47 pm » |
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Fell out of a moving car (around 20 MPH) as it was doing a hard turn once.
Came out of it with nothing but a bleeding elbow.
The amount of times I nearly got run over make it kind of meh to even mention it.
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deadbolt
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« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2012, 02:23:17 pm » |
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i fell out a plane once, had a parachute so np
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« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2012, 02:31:08 pm » |
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Dont be like that Poopi.
but its true. too many people tried to kill me. But now i sounds like a sour puss. |
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Hicks58
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« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2012, 02:51:43 pm » |
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I have caused others to have many.
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I mean I know Obama was the first one in EiR to get a card. and tbfh the Race card is pretty OP. but Romney has the K.K.K., those guys seem to camo anywhere. So OP units from both sides.
At the end of the day, however, stormtroopers finally got the anal invasion with a cactus they have richly deserved for years.
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« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2012, 03:32:44 pm » |
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Got hit by a car while on a bike, got knocked out for a day
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« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2012, 06:39:31 pm » |
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I avoided 3 major accidents in my car and one where I was so close I could see the facial expression on their face.
I had my crotch catch on fire once while wielding, that was fun.
Went flying off a truck when roof surfing because my friend thought it would be a good idea to drift around the corner.
My appendix exploded and I thought it was a bad stomach flue.
A large piece of metal went through my foot when I was in the water, got infected.
Gun went off in friends hand while he was checking the rifle to see if it had a round chambered. Drew back the bolt and it went off, thank god he had it pointed down range.
Sister pointed a .38 at my head by accident that wasn't fun
Had pistol pointed at me by not so friendly guy
Multiple bad 4-wheeler accidents
I'm sure there is some other stupid shit I did that could have went wrong but is alluding me for now.
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« Reply #19 on: November 05, 2012, 07:52:59 pm » |
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Went flying off a truck when roof surfing because my friend thought it would be a good idea to drift around the corner.
Gun went off in friends hand while he was checking the rifle to see if it had a round chambered. Drew back the bolt and it went off, thank god he had it pointed down range.
Sister pointed a .38 at my head by accident that wasn't fun
Had pistol pointed at me by not so friendly guy
This is why gun control + a decent educational system. |
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