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TheIcelandicManiac Offline
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« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2014, 04:31:53 am »

If you want to just ruin that kid's day, go for Icelandic's advice.

If you want to truly get back at him, sneak attack from a dark corner with something blunt and heavy. Always gets them. Let them pour chocolate milk down you when their eye-sockets are pummeled into mush.




Or go for the sensible option and just forget about it. But carry a hammer around, just for.. you know, spontaneous DIY.

I dont think hes gonna commit murder myst, hes an american.
also ink is gonna fuck him more than just for a day as if you get friends to help you with it you can push it on for a week or even a month.

Find his enemys, use them, dont do most of the things yourself if you can avoid it and remember, paranoia is your best weapon.
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deadbolt Offline
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« Reply #21 on: March 22, 2014, 05:28:24 am »

No, proper people would have just hit them on the spot, which makes this a fail thread.

lol Icelandic got told by a girl, hows dat feel when a girl is more alpha dan u, u see what i did there, alpha, alphatig lololol
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« Reply #22 on: March 22, 2014, 05:30:14 am »

David vs goliath was a neat story but if told in modern times clone would just get his ass beat even harder back, its the first thing anyone thinks of doing anyways so if he didnt do it to begin with i dont see why he would do it later unless he had a gang.......
You should ask tank for help there, he might be able to help you with his kingpin connections.
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« Reply #23 on: March 22, 2014, 05:32:36 am »

but on a serious note, just kill yourself, who gets chocolate milk poured on them and accepts it, lol, beta as fuck. can we turn this into a thread of advising him to kill himself then read about him in the paper and europeinruins gets shut down for helping someone to suicide. ificouldmakesomeonekillthemselvesonthei nternetiwouldbesohappy.jpg

forever known as chocolatetroopers
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« Reply #24 on: March 22, 2014, 05:42:31 am »

but on a serious note, just kill yourself, who gets chocolate milk poured on them and accepts it, lol, beta as fuck. can we turn this into a thread of advising him to kill himself then read about him in the paper and europeinruins gets shut down for helping someone to suicide. ificouldmakesomeonekillthemselvesonthei nternetiwouldbesohappy.jpg

forever known as chocolatetroopers

yea kinda agreed, fail for not responding by K.O. or even a try to do it, gonna have a great great and long long years in highschool chocolatetrooper ma advice stop being a nerd and go to gym lol
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« Reply #25 on: March 22, 2014, 07:29:20 am »

hey, be nice to him, he's five years old and someone threw chocolate milk at him during naptime.
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« Reply #26 on: March 22, 2014, 10:24:45 am »

I dont think hes gonna commit murder myst, hes an american.

nah mayne he just uses the murder as a case of "self defense", hes home free
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« Reply #27 on: March 22, 2014, 03:53:26 pm »

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« Reply #28 on: March 22, 2014, 03:56:08 pm »

you're allowed under the law to fight if you do so immediately after being provoked, you should've gone prison rules on his ass for 30 seconds the second he did it. you should start training and get into judo/ bjj/ muay thai/ mma, and you will resonate an aura of confidence. all these disciplines teach you to avoid a fight but face one head-on if shit pops off. if you want to raise the bar then train a complete combat system like krav maga or russian systema. just maintain your nutrition and calories and rest your body fully after wearing it out before training again- and never give up once you start- it's one of the best things you can possibly do for yourself.
alright chocotroopers omgniko has spoken man
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omgNiko Offline
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« Reply #29 on: March 22, 2014, 03:58:32 pm »

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« Reply #30 on: March 22, 2014, 04:02:47 pm »

Your problem is you weren't trained in a martial art before being covers in cocodairy
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« Reply #31 on: March 22, 2014, 09:56:34 pm »

You could always study hard become rich and famous and then buy a dump truck of chocolate milk and find out where that guy lives and flood his property with a tidal wave of chocolate milk. Then go up to him and tell him off.
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« Reply #32 on: March 23, 2014, 06:46:10 am »

Could just drug and have some hairy Greek like terrapin rape his ass and then leave chocolate milk next to him he wakes ^^

Anyway tbh I never  thought I'd see the day when I agree with chefartz but yea next time just twat him.

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« Reply #33 on: March 23, 2014, 07:34:50 am »

just twat him.

Doesn't matter where I hear it, this line always makes me chuckle.
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Shabtajus Offline
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« Reply #34 on: March 23, 2014, 08:33:38 am »

yea especially from heartmann's lips, poor kids he eductaes, so poor kids,

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« Reply #35 on: March 23, 2014, 08:39:56 am »

Hi Clonetroopers,
first you should go and buy pepperspray and if he wants to attack you again you can defend yourself with it.

Second, you should learn self-defense.
He had attacked you and so he will probably try it again. In my opinion, You should therefore prepare for it and then when he attacks you, you can surprise him and do make him done.  Cool
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« Reply #36 on: March 23, 2014, 10:43:01 am »

maybe zen master of the 10th order of arabian psycho warlocks OMGniko can teach you self defense.
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« Reply #37 on: March 23, 2014, 11:35:25 am »

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Shabtajus Offline
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« Reply #38 on: March 23, 2014, 11:52:34 am »

maybe zen master of the 10th order of arabian psycho warlocks OMGniko can teach you self defense.

lmao
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« Reply #39 on: March 23, 2014, 12:05:39 pm »

maybe zen master of the 10th order of arabian psycho warlocks OMGniko can teach you self defense.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhGScvNUdE8
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