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Dr.Nick Offline
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« on: July 09, 2008, 02:54:19 am »

Note: This is not a rick roll thread, just a fun one I thought I would try and start. Over time I've heard alot of funny things in vent that get repeated so I thought we would just make a thread listing any you might have heard.

CommanderNewbie: It's a trap!

AmPm: Oh my God they're jeep spamming what do I do!?

Torjado: (With funny Torjado Accent) We need to cap territory, cap territory!
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The 'Spammable Award' goes to the member who has well... spammed the most out of 1 unit throughout the war and who actions have been talked about doing such thing.

And the winner is......Dr. Nick with his close to 50 Airborne
Thtb Offline
The German Guy
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Posts: 3875


« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2008, 03:00:08 am »

Unk0wn;   IF you woud just ..... then we woud have won this!
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Sach Offline
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« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2008, 03:19:12 am »

Pretty much everything PnzGrenadier says makes me laugh, but its probably just the accent.
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Would people please stop killing my AVREs. Not cool.
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« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2008, 03:30:06 am »

I can see Skunker making a BIG post here.  Grin
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« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2008, 04:51:00 am »

Apex: Unkn0wn! How about we play this game normally man...! I've had it with you insulting me after every fucking sentence!
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Thtb Offline
The German Guy
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« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2008, 04:54:54 am »

Guess from what user that is: Hold on to your dicks.
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Warbirds2 Offline
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« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2008, 05:31:09 am »

Stop jerking off on the flank.
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vet0 Offline
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« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2008, 08:48:15 am »

CommanderHolt: HERE THEY COME.
CommanderHolt: THEIR COMING FOR ME!


lol he says it so funny i laugh my ass off every time he does it, which is about every game it never gets old
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MasonDonn Offline
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« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2008, 08:55:17 am »

Argosian - We havent even deployed and your already crapping out on us.
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Ununoctium Offline
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« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2008, 09:11:46 am »

I can't believe nobody quoted the funniest one.

"I love starting my games by beating off puma spam in the face."
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« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2008, 09:14:29 am »

CommanderHolt: HERE THEY COME.
CommanderHolt: THEIR COMING FOR ME!


lol he says it so funny i laugh my ass off every time he does it, which is about every game it never gets old

QFT lol.
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Tym
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« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2008, 09:37:09 am »

I can't believe nobody quoted the funniest one.

"I love starting my games by beating off puma spam in the face."

omg. i almost shit myself over that one lol.

I can't think of any funny ones...i mean other than Chrono yelling at me, I can't think of anything funny...
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Dr.Nick Offline
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« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2008, 12:04:20 pm »

Stop jerking off on the flank.

Dono how I forgot that one  Grin

Theta: (Forgot who started it but I heard it from him) Watch out! MP44 Hobbits!
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Skunker Offline
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« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2008, 01:43:08 pm »

Unknown: "It's like you have...you have like a crystal ball or something....that's nice, you should lend it to me sometimes!"

Apex: "OH SHIT!!"

CmdrNewbie: "Oh look, a sniper!"

AMPM: "That's because they have 30 plus squads of airborne each!"

AMPM: "Had you centered around the area that we were in instead of jerking off on that flank!"

Apex: "Let's play a game."

Apex: "Skunker you need more AT man!"

Apex: "I can't believe this man! Two vet three squads dead man...aww."
Apex: "Don't worry, I have volksgrenadiers!"

Dwight Patton (i never did understand his name...he totally got Eisenhower and Patton messed up): "OKAY I AM ABANDON."
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RikiRude5 Offline
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« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2008, 01:56:27 pm »

Anything Crono says when he's pissed is hilarious. Anything Stuart says period is also hilarious, my favorite was oh man, when he was making fun of snipes I believe, and he was doing the voice of the old child molester guy from family guy, asking if snipes wanted any popsicles. I about lost it I was laughing so hard.

And of course it's funny hearing someone talked about a stacked game and they mention everyone but chaos  Cheesy
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twzcatinhat Offline
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« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2008, 02:26:39 pm »

2.0

sum up most of the posts on this forum on this site
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« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2008, 03:40:07 pm »

it has not been said yet!!!: "I got the Chateau guys!"
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Tym
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« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2008, 03:50:20 pm »

b00m?
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Dr.Nick Offline
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Posts: 271


« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2008, 07:05:38 pm »

Can't remember if he said it on vent yet
Chaos: Oh man I my ambien is kicking in

Puddin: I need more flame engis
« Last Edit: July 09, 2008, 07:09:24 pm by Dr.Nick » Logged
S1ivin Offline
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« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2008, 09:36:54 pm »

Chris3546- IMA RAPE YOU ALL WITH EASY
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