Killer344
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« Reply #40 on: January 03, 2010, 09:30:48 pm » |
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Rofl.
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If I get shot and it's a gay medic fixing me up, he's not gonna be fondling my balls while he does it. You can't patch a chest wound and suck a cock at the same time.
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Heartmann
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« Reply #41 on: January 03, 2010, 09:59:27 pm » |
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Computer991: I almost had a threesome
3rdCondor: How?
Computer991: Two hot Spanish chicks... but I didn't know how to say threesome in spanish
Admit it that it was 2 dudes! |
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In the basement getting drunk.
It's not really creepy until I show up.............
 - I've heard of being an animal in bed but...  - The phallic principle of the Navy  |
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« Reply #42 on: January 03, 2010, 10:09:50 pm » |
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Velocity78: Quick lionel kills his vet 3 stug it needs one more hit
lionel: YES I GOT THE STUG
Jinker: *jumps into our channel* YOU F*CKING COCK SUCKER
Jinker: *rage quits*
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3rdCondor- just hand out reward points and ppl will shut up tank130-How about people shut up and we hand out reward points... just a thought Velocity, why you no let us do public lynching?  Smurf has a serious fucking problem.. |
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3rdCondor
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« Reply #43 on: January 03, 2010, 10:28:40 pm » |
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Velocity78: Quick lionel kills his vet 3 stug it needs one more hit
lionel: YES I GOT THE STUG
Jinker: *jumps into our channel* YOU F*CKING COCK SUCKER
Jinker: *rage quits*
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No tits, but i will bake a cake then eat it in honour of Sir Condor The 3rd
fuck the pgren rifle, fucking dogshit weapon
My beautiful black pussy won
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Heartmann
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« Reply #44 on: January 04, 2010, 10:08:57 am » |
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Classic just classic humor!  |
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Groundfire
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« Reply #45 on: January 04, 2010, 10:36:02 am » |
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Computer991: I almost had a threesome
3rdCondor: How?
Computer991: Two hot Spanish chicks... but I didn't know how to say threesome in spanish
manah jah tuia.  |
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Computer991
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« Reply #46 on: January 04, 2010, 10:49:47 am » |
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Computer991: I almost had a threesome
3rdCondor: How?
Computer991: Two hot Spanish chicks... but I didn't know how to say threesome in spanish
truth be told,saddest day of my life. |
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Killer344
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« Reply #47 on: January 04, 2010, 11:18:35 am » |
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Threesome = Trío btw.
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Computer991
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« Reply #48 on: January 04, 2010, 04:18:52 pm » |
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Threesome = Trío btw.
Gracias,pero no creo que voy a tener esa oppornidad otra vez  HEY KILLER QUIERES TENER UN TRIO? |
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Unkn0wn
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« Reply #49 on: January 04, 2010, 04:20:47 pm » |
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Hasta la victoria siempre!
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3rdCondor
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« Reply #50 on: January 12, 2010, 10:34:24 am » |
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"Hey Dutchgirl what time is it over there in Dutchland?"
- Wittmann
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Killer344
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« Reply #51 on: January 20, 2010, 11:03:23 pm » |
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"sory no joke i just had savage diorea"
- Repent
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RikiRude
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« Reply #52 on: January 20, 2010, 11:48:43 pm » |
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"sory no joke i just had savage diorea"
- Repent
Best and most acceptable way to tell your team why you didn't deploy. "I could hear my vent being paged through the bathroom walls!" - Repent |
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 Killer344: "Repent: sory no joke i just had savage diorea" ... or a fat ass cock sucking churchill being stupid |
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brn4meplz
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« Reply #53 on: January 21, 2010, 12:29:16 am » |
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Player refusing to play in game and then demanding that the rest of the team apologize to make him feel better. Ohh wait that wasn't the funniest thing I ever heard it was the MOST RETARDED -You know who you are, and like I said at the time if that was real life I'd have shot you myself
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He thinks Tactics is a breath mint Wow I think that was the nicest thing brn ever posted!  the pussy of a prostitute is not tight enough for destroy a condom |
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Nevyen
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« Reply #54 on: January 21, 2010, 12:43:37 am » |
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New guy joins vent channel: Apex joins vent channel: Apex "Hey umm you wanna 1v1?" New guy " Sure!" 20mins later Apex "man you killed my vet 3 panther " Guess who the new guy was other classic Every game of abbeville he ever played Apex "Ok ill got the chateau guys !" |
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« Reply #55 on: January 21, 2010, 07:24:34 am » |
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"Hey Dutchgirl what time is it over there in Dutchland?"
- Wittmann
Oh yeah i remember that.. LOL |
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Heartmann
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« Reply #56 on: January 21, 2010, 07:41:34 am » |
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I know this is not from EiR but it is still funny as hell: Me and a m8 pissed off the wrong ppl yesterday when we been out, and after abit of a scrap with only us 2 and 2 other blokes 5 more apperad, and we figured fight another day right? so anyway while we runnin we find this ally and I ask where does this lead to, and my m8 says It leads away from the poeple chasing us, so shut up and like it! |
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Lai
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« Reply #57 on: January 21, 2010, 09:57:46 am » |
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New guy joins vent channel: Apex joins vent channel: Apex "Hey umm you wanna 1v1?" New guy " Sure!" 20mins later Apex "man you killed my vet 3 panther " Guess who the new guy was other classic Every game of abbeville he ever played Apex "Ok ill got the chateau guys !" Was it you, Nevy? |
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« Reply #58 on: January 21, 2010, 11:02:26 am » |
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Back before reinforcements:
Me: MountainMan, are you gonna AB spam me again this game?
MountainMan: No.
Me: Ok.
*MountainMan manages to raid assault 5 vetted AB RR squads on top of 2 ostwinds that game*
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« Reply #59 on: January 21, 2010, 07:14:09 pm » |
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Computer to Groundfire (i guess it was him..)
Computer: Can i be your daughter? I will be a pretty little girl!
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