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[Masacree]

Draken hurry up :


1. Nf3

[Draken]

1. Nf3
2.d6

ok you won't win give up. Back on topic please.

[Masacree]

You can't even notate right.

Wtf.

1. nf3 d6
2. d4

[Draken]

omg you are really bored to play chess on eir forums, if you are serious about this pm me tomorrow, rofl.

[lionel23]

He knocked his king over... 

[CrazyWR]

shoulda played d5 tbh

[Masacree]

shoulda played d5 tbh

+1

[Masacree]

Chess should be a mini game in the launcher so you can pass the time with your fellow stack-mates.

Also since Draken appears to have copped out (he doesn't deserve his title!) I'll play anyone else who wants to.

[Masacree]

Stop dodging Draken.

Jeez, if you're chess persona was an eir player you'd be aloha + bigdick.

[Smokaz]

I'm good at chess.

Draken if you are afraid to meet Masacree on the battlefield of kings and queens,

I as your close and trusted friend,

will be your champion.

Just say the word

[Draken]

I don't have time honestly I'm playing RL atm, and my title is for fun.

And I'd rather play some normal online chess instead of corespodence chess.

[Masacree]

SMOKAZ



1. e4

[Smokaz]

fuck no, you dont get to THINK while you play me

im finding you in vent later for a mano-e-mano REAL ONLINE REALTIME CHESS

[Killer344]

Post the chatlog plz.

[Masacree]

GOD ALL THE HATE FOR CORRESPONDENCE CHESS.


What time control? What chess client are you using?






ps - mano y mano

[Smokaz]

masacree left vent in fear, but i will hunt him for you draken

[Masacree]

YOU LIE

[Masacree]

Game 1 :

Masacree: I added you
Masacree: now hwat?
Masacree: I invited you
Masacree: 5 minutes?
Masacree: wtf
Masacree: that's it?
Masacree: your white

Smokaz: wtf

Masacree: you move first

Smokaz: im white
Smokaz: it says
Smokaz: waiting for my opponent

Masacree: wtf
Masacree: I'm white?

Smokaz: write in the chat

Masacree: I don't know
Masacree: the timers haven't started either
Masacree: here
Masacree: use thsi
Masacree: http://www.babaschess.net/

Smokaz: im downloading tht
Smokaz: but its slow

Masacree: k

Smokaz: i sent a new challenge
Smokaz: on chesshere
Smokaz: this site sucked dick

Masacree: tru that

Smokaz: k downloaded

Masacree: open it up
Masacree: and hit connect
Masacree: and type in your name and check guest

Smokaz: k
Smokaz: im connectee

Masacree: what's your name?

Smokaz: SmokazCOH
Smokaz: SmokazCoH
Smokaz: something like that

Masacree: what colour
Masacree: do you want?

Smokaz: anything is fine

Masacree: wtf hacks
Masacree: horses don't move that way
Masacree: WTF
Masacree: WHAT THE FUCK
Masacree: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Masacree: DID YOU SEE THAT?
Masacree: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

Smokaz: DIEEEE

Masacree: WHHHHHHAAAAAAT THE FUCCKCKKKKKk

Smokaz: you just RAPED

Masacree: THE GAME JUST EXPLODED
Masacree: WHAT THE FUCK

Smokaz: and its YOUR TURN

Masacree: IM SO CONFUSED
Masacree: WHAT THE FUCK
Masacree: THINGS DONT EXPLODE IN CHESS
Masacree: YOU HACK

Smokaz: COMBO
Smokaz: BETTER GET  A MOVE ON THE TIMER IS TICKING

Masacree: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHATY GAME WERE PLAYING ANYMORE

Smokaz: wtf just happened

Masacree: THATS HOW I FEEL
Masacree: WTF
Masacree: THEY EXPLODE
Masacree: DID YOU SEE THAT?
Masacree: WTF
Masacree: WHY IS EVERYBODY DYING

Smokaz: YOURE DOWN A FEW UNITS BRO

Masacree: WTF
Masacree: IM SO CONFUSED
Masacree: WHY ARE PIECES EXPLODING
Masacree: THIS IS NO CHESS GAME I"VE EVER PLAYED
Masacree: THIS IS NOT CHESS
Masacree: THIS IS SMOKAZ HACK GAME
Masacree: WTF
Masacree: MY KING EXPLODED

Smokaz: THATS RIGHT

Masacree: WTF
Masacree: WTF
Masacree: BULLSHIT

Smokaz: SCREENSHOOTED YOU ASSQUEEN
Smokaz: BLUBLBULBUBLBUBKBUBKBBBLKBU

[Smokaz]

OWNED!

[Masacree]

Smokaz hacks wtf was that bullshit.