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Masacree Offline
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« on: June 09, 2010, 12:08:57 pm »

Draken hurry up :


1. Nf3
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Draken Offline
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« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2010, 12:23:36 pm »



1. Nf3
2.d6

ok you won't win give up. Back on topic please.
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Masacree Offline
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« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2010, 12:28:09 pm »

You can't even notate right.

Wtf.

1. nf3 d6
2. d4
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Draken Offline
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« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2010, 12:31:16 pm »

omg you are really bored to play chess on eir forums, if you are serious about this pm me tomorrow, rofl.
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lionel23 Offline
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« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2010, 12:35:32 pm »

He knocked his king over...  Grin
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CrazyWR Offline
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« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2010, 12:37:27 pm »

shoulda played d5 tbh
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RCA-land where shells fall like raindrops and the Captain is an invincible god
Masacree Offline
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« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2010, 12:38:44 pm »

shoulda played d5 tbh

+1
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Masacree Offline
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« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2010, 08:25:54 pm »

Chess should be a mini game in the launcher so you can pass the time with your fellow stack-mates.

Also since Draken appears to have copped out (he doesn't deserve his title!) I'll play anyone else who wants to.
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Masacree Offline
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Posts: 904


« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2010, 10:22:49 am »

Stop dodging Draken.

Jeez, if you're chess persona was an eir player you'd be aloha + bigdick.
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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2010, 10:25:54 am »

I'm good at chess.

Draken if you are afraid to meet Masacree on the battlefield of kings and queens,

I as your close and trusted friend,

will be your champion.

Just say the word
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Draken Offline
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« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2010, 10:31:33 am »

I don't have time honestly I'm playing RL atm, and my title is for fun.

And I'd rather play some normal online chess instead of corespodence chess.
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Masacree Offline
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« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2010, 10:33:47 am »

SMOKAZ



1. e4
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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2010, 10:36:36 am »

fuck no, you dont get to THINK while you play me

im finding you in vent later for a mano-e-mano REAL ONLINE REALTIME CHESS
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Killer344 Offline
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« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2010, 10:38:56 am »

Post the chatlog plz.
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Masacree Offline
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« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2010, 10:40:52 am »

GOD ALL THE HATE FOR CORRESPONDENCE CHESS.


What time control? What chess client are you using?






ps - mano y mano
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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2010, 10:50:37 am »

masacree left vent in fear, but i will hunt him for you draken
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Masacree Offline
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Posts: 904


« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2010, 10:52:22 am »

YOU LIE
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Masacree Offline
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Posts: 904


« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2010, 11:13:08 am »

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Smokaz: wtf

Masacree: you move first

Smokaz: im white
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Masacree: wtf
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Masacree: THE GAME JUST EXPLODED
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Smokaz: and its YOUR TURN

Masacree: IM SO CONFUSED
Masacree: WHAT THE FUCK
Masacree: THINGS DONT EXPLODE IN CHESS
Masacree: YOU HACK

Smokaz: COMBO
Smokaz: BETTER GET  A MOVE ON THE TIMER IS TICKING

Masacree: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHATY GAME WERE PLAYING ANYMORE

Smokaz: wtf just happened

Masacree: THATS HOW I FEEL
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Masacree: DID YOU SEE THAT?
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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2010, 11:14:49 am »

OWNED!

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Masacree Offline
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« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2010, 11:15:32 am »

Smokaz hacks wtf was that bullshit.
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