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Falcon333 Offline
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« Reply #3080 on: May 09, 2012, 11:41:37 pm »

brn = Misinformation Officer
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"Chance favors the prepared mind"
Demon767 Offline
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« Reply #3081 on: May 10, 2012, 12:32:55 am »

+1 Panzer!
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smurfORnot Offline
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« Reply #3082 on: May 10, 2012, 07:28:22 am »

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Mister Schmidt Offline
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« Reply #3083 on: May 10, 2012, 07:31:36 am »

Nani is a girl now?

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panzerman Offline
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« Reply #3084 on: May 10, 2012, 08:02:14 am »

I live 45 minutes from Big white..... Rare to see -20 around here. If we do, it's only for a couple of days or so.

nice yeah whistler has sort of becoming my winter home... and yeah we only had one week of -20. i personally love it lol
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« Reply #3085 on: May 10, 2012, 08:11:11 am »

These are some pretty interesting "facts" burn.

http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/oa/climate/globalextremes.html

-63 C (-81.4 F) was the coldest temperature EVER recorded in Canada and that was in 1947.

Not even Antarctica gets down to -90 C, the record being -89.4 C (-129 F) in 1983.

Sach, you'll  notice i edited my post before you posted yours. I was using the numpad on this lAPTOP AND SIMPLY HIT THE WRONG KEYS. Like that with the caps lock.


I corrected myself before you posted. (-65 is clearly a roudning up for simplicities sake)
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Wow I think that was the nicest thing brn ever posted!  Tongue

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« Reply #3086 on: May 10, 2012, 02:33:25 pm »

Sach, you'll  notice i edited my post before you posted yours. I was using the numpad on this lAPTOP AND SIMPLY HIT THE WRONG KEYS. Like that with the caps lock.


I corrected myself before you posted. (-65 is clearly a roudning up for simplicities sake)
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« Reply #3087 on: May 11, 2012, 10:35:30 am »











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« Reply #3088 on: May 13, 2012, 12:45:07 am »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtfMBubTzSc&feature=share
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Shit I'm pretty sure you could offer the guy a cup of coffee and he'd try to kill you with the mug if you forgot sugar.
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That's like offering Beer to fuck the fat chick. It will work for a while, but it's not gonna last. Not only that, but there is zero motivation for the Fat chick to loose weight.
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Why don't you collect up your love beads and potpourri and find something constructive to do.
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« Reply #3089 on: May 13, 2012, 01:02:42 am »

Welcome to Canada. The praries routuinely get to -50 in the winter.

Parts of Northern ontario get to -55 and still see huge dumpings of snow.


The Territory of Yukon hit -65 celsius once. Thats 'like' near instant shutdown of body function

When I spent a winter in Alberta working oil the temperaure outside ranged through the season from +5 to -50.

I worked otuside in night in a t-shirt one night when it was -40 outside because our Flare stack was burning so hot everything nearby had melted.
Holy shit.

Thats cold.  Now I know why you have brn4meplz as a nickname - burn the bodies for fucking warmth!  But Im fairly sure it doesnt get to -90 lol
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« Reply #3090 on: May 13, 2012, 01:07:59 am »

Yeah, well brns said alot of nature 'facts' before lol
Is it anything like the Alot of fire?

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hans Offline
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« Reply #3091 on: May 13, 2012, 02:30:21 am »

lol  Smiley
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Also, bad analogy ground, My vegetables never pissed on my ego when I decided they defeated me and gave up on dessert.
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« Reply #3092 on: May 13, 2012, 03:53:58 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QwNVQvygCNQ
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If I get shot and it's a gay medic fixing me up, he's not gonna be fondling my balls while he does it. You can't patch a chest wound and suck a cock at the same time.
Demon767 Offline
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« Reply #3093 on: May 14, 2012, 12:27:31 am »


That was pretty cool tbh
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« Reply #3094 on: May 14, 2012, 02:30:41 am »


LOL that's some good shit!
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Killer344 Offline
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« Reply #3095 on: May 14, 2012, 06:19:46 am »

I recommend this if you have time to kill:

Super Replay: Half-Life

Very entertaining... and brings back good memories as well  Smiley.
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Sachaztan Offline
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« Reply #3096 on: May 14, 2012, 09:21:56 am »

The creepiest Watson you have ever seen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13YlEPwOfmk
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Demon posession is real and it's not funny, it's the creepiest thing you will ever experience.

I would also like to add I watch fox news everyday all day and will continue to watch it while being proud of that fact. I'm sure you enjoy your communist news network just as much.
Demon767 Offline
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« Reply #3097 on: May 14, 2012, 11:10:04 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrvq3wA8FVI&feature=related
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« Reply #3098 on: May 15, 2012, 09:12:17 am »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPZed8af9RI
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« Reply #3099 on: May 15, 2012, 09:59:07 am »

ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING VIDEOS RRRRAAAUGH.
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