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Author Topic: Duke Nukem Forever  (Read 8504 times)
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Killer344 Offline
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« on: January 22, 2011, 12:14:29 pm »

It's here:

Duke Nukem Forever US Release Date Trailer

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Spartan_Marine88 Offline
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« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2011, 12:15:56 pm »

something is gonna happen Tongue
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« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2011, 12:25:16 pm »

Crazy
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« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2011, 12:51:40 pm »

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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2011, 02:25:32 pm »

It'll get to the day before release, and they'll turn around and let the world know they've been subjected to the gaming world's biggest trolling yet.

Seriously, that game isn't gonna get released. Ever.

o.o
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« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2011, 02:41:11 pm »

"The aliens are now back,and in high definition" is what should of been said >.<
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« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2011, 03:18:47 pm »

Hell, I'd still hit it
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Spartan_Marine88 Offline
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« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2011, 03:22:00 pm »

It'll get to the day before release, and they'll turn around and let the world know they've been subjected to the gaming world's biggest trolling yet.

Seriously, that game isn't gonna get released. Ever.

o.o

No, its gonna be released, its just gonna be a steaming pile of shit. It already looks like shit, shinny gleaming shit, but rank all the same. From what i saw it didn't even feel like Duke Nukem...
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Demon767 Offline
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« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2011, 03:25:14 pm »

i liked the trailer tbh
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AmPM Offline
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« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2011, 03:54:02 pm »

How did that not feel like Duke Nukem?

Shit, the oldest ones were side scrollers, but the FPS was just like that, but with worse graphics.

It's the fucking Duke, what do you expect? Realism and seriousness? Wrong game, it's all about cheesy one liners, nudity/strippers and fucking crazy ass guns that you shoot aliens with. That is what Duke Nukem is all about.
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Malgoroth Offline
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« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2011, 03:54:25 pm »

Ya, I kinda thought it looked like fun...  Huh
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Demon767 Offline
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« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2011, 04:00:01 pm »

It kinda does look like a good game
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« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2011, 04:17:11 pm »

after 12 years,it better be!!!
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Demon767 Offline
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« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2011, 04:23:23 pm »

old fps duke, man they were fun!
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Spartan_Marine88 Offline
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« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2011, 05:00:45 pm »

How did that not feel like Duke Nukem?

Shit, the oldest ones were side scrollers, but the FPS was just like that, but with worse graphics.

It's the fucking Duke, what do you expect? Realism and seriousness? Wrong game, it's all about cheesy one liners, nudity/strippers and fucking crazy ass guns that you shoot aliens with. That is what Duke Nukem is all about.

Of course its about all that, like 90% of games that hit the market today, its probably going to be a load of steaming turd. By understanding that, when it comes out there is a chance that i may enjoy it, because its not as bad as i think it will be. But if you let your hopes up that itll even be half of what Duke Nukem 3D was, your gonna be disappointed.

Plus Gearbox was the company that turned Gears of War, to Emo in Power Armor
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« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2011, 05:50:58 pm »

atleast there wont be any chest high walls
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« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2011, 05:53:27 pm »

Gearbox also made Borderlands, which is awesome.

I think you are remember old Duke 3D as being better than it was my friend =)
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« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2011, 06:03:00 pm »

Gearbox also made Borderlands, which is awesome.

I think you are remember old Duke 3D as being better than it was my friend =)

Violent and hilarious?

With shitting in neck action?
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« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2011, 06:11:32 pm »

lol I watched the trailer on youtube and the highest rated comment was "Rated M for every possible reason." xD I'm surprised it even got the M rating.
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« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2011, 07:44:23 pm »

They only censored it for the trailer. The game won't have blurs or pulled punches
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