Sachaztan
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« on: June 09, 2011, 05:35:35 am » |
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You know these won't work now because we patched Heartmann?
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Demon posession is real and it's not funny, it's the creepiest thing you will ever experience.
I would also like to add I watch fox news everyday all day and will continue to watch it while being proud of that fact. I'm sure you enjoy your communist news network just as much.
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Mister Schmidt
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« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2011, 05:36:38 am » |
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and 6th " Main Thing " is you have to Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare ".
"Seeing Bigdick in his full sado mask attire, David couldn't help but feel a tingle in his special place.."
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TheIcelandicManiac
Resident forum troll. Fucked unkn0wns mom
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« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2011, 05:36:41 am » |
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Yea now i think of it no wonder why they have to clean so many threads here for most of them make no sence.
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gj icelandic i am proud of u  Sometimes its like PQ doesnt carrot all.
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skaffa
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The very best player of one of the four factions.
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« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2011, 05:36:56 am » |
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in b4 lock
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bad luck skaffa> creates best and most played eir maps
> hated for creating best and most played eir maps
47k new all time record?
Don't knock it til uve tried it bitchface, this isn't anything like salads version. Besides u said a semois conversion would never work, now look that's the most played map, ohgodwhy.jpg r u map lead |
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Unkn0wn
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« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2011, 05:38:05 am » |
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Lol, where do I download the latest version of Heartmann?
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« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2011, 05:38:41 am » |
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It's my new mod for EIR.
Heartmann 1.2 patch notes
-Decreased chance of Heartmann forgetting to resupply (from 60% to 20%)
-Removed a bug that caused Heartmann to build companies with no AT guns
-Removed a bug that caused Heartmann to talk on the phone while playing EIR
-Added an obession with posting useless replays
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Sharks are not monsters Henley, they are cute, cuddly and misunderstood. They love humans. sometimes they love TOO much. They love people so much that sometimes their kisses separate people into two flailing pieces which are consumed by other sharks in a frenzy of peace and joy.
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TheIcelandicManiac
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« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2011, 05:39:18 am » |
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Unkn0wn
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« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2011, 05:39:45 am » |
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| Sachaztan
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« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2011, 05:55:40 am » |
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It's my new mod for EIR.
Heartmann 1.2 patch notes
-Decreased chance of Heartmann forgetting to resupply (from 60% to 20%)
-Removed a bug that caused Heartmann to build companies with no AT guns
-Removed a bug that caused Heartmann to talk on the phone while playing EIR
-Added an obession with posting useless replays
I think his micro needs a nerf though since you removed the talking on phone bug, without that to even it out I think it's going to be unbalanced. |
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kwiatekkek
okultysta, mistyk, szachista i alpinista.
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« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2011, 06:52:32 am » |
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lol
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  "L2P" is like a Auswitcz tattoo on your arm, a mark of the survivor.
*cough* Team Lead is Allied bias, just FYI
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Hicks58
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« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2011, 07:10:19 am » |
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I'm waiting for the 1.3 patch notes where they apply the good old fashioned Two Modifiers tbh.
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I mean I know Obama was the first one in EiR to get a card. and tbfh the Race card is pretty OP. but Romney has the K.K.K., those guys seem to camo anywhere. So OP units from both sides.
At the end of the day, however, stormtroopers finally got the anal invasion with a cactus they have richly deserved for years.
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Heartmann
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« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2011, 10:39:06 am » |
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Jesus Chris! God what have I done to offendeth thee so??!!  Patch notes, jesus whats next... tbh i dont want to know And my coys without ATGs work and are meant for experimental research ^^ Why do something you know will work, there is no fun in that! The fun is the challenge playing the hardest build and hardest doc ^^ |
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In the basement getting drunk.
It's not really creepy until I show up.............
 - I've heard of being an animal in bed but...  - The phallic principle of the Navy  |
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« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2011, 11:05:23 am » |
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I miss Heartmann 1.0, no those were the good old days. Remember when you could play a game of Heartmann and have him actually talk to you in the game about whats going on, now its just "whatever bro". I loved the bug where you could have him retreat all his falls if you brought up a tank.
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I'm really bad - Smokaz
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Heartmann
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« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2011, 11:39:59 am » |
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.... Hey thats not fair, when do i ignore anyone? if anything im more helpfull ofc lately I have had lots on my mind ^^ Sorry if you took offense ^^ And yes tanks = death to fjs took me awhile to figure out how to fix that ^^ |
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Unkn0wn
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« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2011, 11:44:17 am » |
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The AI on heartmann really needs to be fixed, he just keeps buying fallschirmjaegers.
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« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2011, 11:53:11 am » |
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Dude, ok this is the WORST FUCKING PATCH EVER.
You TRIPLE buffed him. NO OTHER TIME IN EIR HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED. His effective DPS at close and medium range went up by 34.9%
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT, IF YOU DONT NURF HIM IN A HOTFIX BY TOMMAROW THIS MOD IS OVER. I SWEAR NOONE WILL EVER PLAY EIR AGAIN UNTIL THIS BULLSHIT NURF NURF NURF ALREADY CRAPY STUF OK LETS TRIPPLE BUFF THIS KIND OF SHIT IS OVER.
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two words
atgs and fireflies
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Heartmann
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« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2011, 02:27:21 pm » |
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Hey....  I have inf, blitz, terror, armour and AB |
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TheIcelandicManiac
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« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2011, 02:33:57 pm » |
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lol This thread is awesome.
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« Last Edit: June 09, 2011, 03:37:17 pm by TheIcelandicManiac »
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| EliteGren
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« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2011, 02:50:08 pm » |
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lol this thread is awesome.
fixed for eye friendlyness |
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i prefer to no u
Don't knock it til uve tried it bitchface, this isn't anything like salads version. Besides u said a semois conversion would never work, now look that's the most played map, ohgodwhy.jpg r u map lead
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Heartmann
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« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2011, 04:05:54 pm » |
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I dont know if I should be flattered, sad or confused :S
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