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Smokaz
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Posts: 11420
Re: COME ONE COME ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Big Dick you might wanna read this]
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Reply #20 on:
August 15, 2011, 08:50:34 pm »
I take the bet. But I will only leave for until warmap. Thats my stipulation.
But this way, all outcomes are disfavorable in some way. So I think you Bigdick will need to offer something as well.. let's see what possible outcomes are:
1: If I win and get outscored, bigdick got called out and perservered. And I helped him *shudder*. I also can't play EIRR until whatever date is set.
2: If I win and outscore bigdick, I helped him etc and put effort into it as well, meaning I assisted bigdick to the extent of my ability. *vomits*
3: If we lose and I get outscored, bigdick is in the toilet but I got schooled and have to take a hiatus in shame (worst possible outcome).
4: If we lose and I score best, its not much better than 2.
If I outscore you in any wins or losses, i stipulate that you have to play under bigdick until warmap gets released.
*Actually you can choose between playing as HerrFlickALOALO or Bigdick until warmap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2kgRmECMhs
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smurfORnot
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Posts: 4715
Re: COME ONE COME ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Big Dick you might wanna read this]
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Reply #21 on:
August 15, 2011, 09:03:35 pm »
1 completely dark room,morka and bigdick,1 knife in the middle of room(it's compltely dark,so you dont see the knife),doors only open when 1 guy is left standing. Ah,and yes,room is hermetically sealed,so if you do shit,you both suffocate
shoutcasted wia night vision cameras in corners,let the bets begin!
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MorkaandBorka
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Re: COME ONE COME ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Big Dick you might wanna read this]
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Reply #22 on:
August 15, 2011, 09:17:09 pm »
You guys are all dumb.
BD i dont give a shit what you have to say, man up or fucking man down.
Get your fucking team and pm if you want a 2v2 or 3v3, no more wasting time.
Elite, calm your fat face. Zontar, i just dont like BD and I would love for him to stomp stacking and stomping, ive seen him dodge harder then the only girl and a dodgeball competition.
Simplicity at its finest.
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DarkSoldierX
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Re: COME ONE COME ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Big Dick you might wanna read this]
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Reply #23 on:
August 15, 2011, 09:23:12 pm »
Quote from: MorkaandBorka on August 15, 2011, 09:17:09 pm
You guys are all dumb.
BD i dont give a shit what you have to say, man up or fucking man down.
Get your fucking team and pm if you want a 2v2 or 3v3, no more wasting time.
Elite, calm your fat face. Zontar, i just dont like BD and I would love for him to stomp stacking and stomping, ive seen him dodge harder then the only girl and a dodgeball competition.
Simplicity at its finest.
Its not very simplistic if you had to make a whole thread about it instead of just the PM.
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MorkaandBorka
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Re: COME ONE COME ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Big Dick you might wanna read this]
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Reply #24 on:
August 15, 2011, 09:27:24 pm »
I didnt ask you guys to respond so...
1. fuck you
and
2. I figured this would be the only way to get him to maybe do it.
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Hicks58
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Re: COME ONE COME ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Big Dick you might wanna read this]
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Reply #25 on:
August 15, 2011, 09:28:35 pm »
Speak for yourself people, I personally enjoy watching the drama unfold. *Grabs popcorn*
Beats watching people screw with the balance right?
:p
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Vermillion_Hawk
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Re: COME ONE COME ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Big Dick you might wanna read this]
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Reply #26 on:
August 15, 2011, 09:28:55 pm »
Quote from: DarkSoldierX on August 15, 2011, 09:23:12 pm
Its not very simplistic if you had to make a whole thread about it instead of just the PM.
Well obviously he had to act up and make a public spectacle out of it. Seriously, I'm pretty sure many people dislike Bigdick, hell, even I dislike him, but I don't call him out on it, I just content myself on knowing he has to continue his wretched existence. He's likely going to dodge anyways.
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shockcoil
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Re: COME ONE COME ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Big Dick you might wanna read this]
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Reply #27 on:
August 15, 2011, 10:03:05 pm »
I propose the loser must use a forum sig of the winners choice for the foreseeable future. Or launcher profile, that works too
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Smokaz
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Re: COME ONE COME ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Big Dick you might wanna read this]
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Reply #28 on:
August 15, 2011, 10:17:50 pm »
Until warmap is basically forever anyways
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tank130
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Re: COME ONE COME ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Big Dick you might wanna read this]
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Reply #29 on:
August 15, 2011, 10:31:24 pm »
Quote from: Heartmann on August 15, 2011, 07:53:15 pm
Just to be clear morons= BigD and Morka?
Correct sir
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Scotzmen
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Re: COME ONE COME ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Big Dick you might wanna read this]
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Reply #30 on:
August 15, 2011, 10:34:35 pm »
Quote from: Hicks58 on August 15, 2011, 09:28:35 pm
Speak for yourself people, I personally enjoy watching the drama unfold. *Grabs popcorn*
Beats watching people screw with the balance right?
:p
Arn't you supposed to be having riots right about now? Surely there more intresting than this?
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MorkaandBorka
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Posts: 1464
Re: COME ONE COME ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Big Dick you might wanna read this]
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Reply #31 on:
August 15, 2011, 10:38:41 pm »
How funny would it be (and genius) if me and BD just are doing this for attention and are actually working together to get people excited for something in this mod?
Anyways grudgematch time.
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WildZontar
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Re: COME ONE COME ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Big Dick you might wanna read this]
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Reply #32 on:
August 15, 2011, 11:26:14 pm »
Quote from: BigDick on August 15, 2011, 08:07:29 pm
ok i'll nominate smokaz and when i outscore him he will promise to never appear again in eir
i don't have a problem actually
except maybe about some ppl who swing their epeen by posting some stomps (as you already pointed out)
referring to
http://forums.europeinruins.com/index.php?topic=20708.msg364201#msg364201
Well sorry, I was just quick jumping on the hating BD bandwagon. Lemme get off it now, because you're being justifiable. Unless there is something I'm not picking up from the recent threads..
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TheVolskinator
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Re: COME ONE COME ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Big Dick you might wanna read this]
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Reply #33 on:
August 16, 2011, 06:48:25 am »
I'd totally play, but I hate both morka (gay spam tacticial to the max) and bigdick (name says it all) with a passion, tbfh they can join a team and face deadbolt, smokaz, and schmidt and get roflstomped for all i fucking care. Why dont you two clean the sand out of your vags and just forget it, its the fucking interwebz.
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Mister Schmidt
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Re: COME ONE COME ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Big Dick you might wanna read this]
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Reply #34 on:
August 16, 2011, 07:12:46 am »
Why am I being brought into this?
I don't compare to any of those anyway.
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"Seeing Bigdick in his full sado mask attire, David couldn't help but feel a tingle in his special place.."
TheVolskinator
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Re: COME ONE COME ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Big Dick you might wanna read this]
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Reply #35 on:
August 16, 2011, 07:26:13 am »
Youre good-ish (Pr0devguy :3). Ergo, let the raging narbs get roflstomped by their more-pro counterparts and both of them get put in their place.
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TheIcelandicManiac
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Re: COME ONE COME ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Big Dick you might wanna read this]
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Reply #36 on:
August 16, 2011, 07:48:02 am »
lol fraggers sucks tbh
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Hicks58
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Re: COME ONE COME ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Big Dick you might wanna read this]
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Reply #37 on:
August 16, 2011, 07:50:40 am »
Yeah, no offense, Schmidt really aint on that level lmao.
Oh and Scotzmen, it was interesting for the first day or two, then it was the same old shite and just got annoying.
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RoyalHants
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Re: COME ONE COME ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Big Dick you might wanna read this]
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Reply #38 on:
August 16, 2011, 07:54:14 am »
Same old homeless chavs looking for some fun because they can't be arsed to work for a job.
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Quote from: Mysthalin on May 27, 2013, 09:05:15 am
Yeah calbanes, I mean - some people like smokaz are still yet to win a single game, even though they've been around here for years.
PonySlaystation
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Re: COME ONE COME ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Big Dick you might wanna read this]
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August 16, 2011, 08:43:51 am »
Quote from: Scotzmen on August 15, 2011, 10:34:35 pm
Arn't you supposed to be having riots right about now? Surely there more intresting than this?
Obviously he has to hide out and play EIR after all the looting, pillaging, arson etc he is responsible for.
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