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Question: How do you deem using a laptop while sitting on the toilet?
Completely unacceptable. - 3 (11.5%)
I play most of my games from the toilet (Chezfart) - 1 (3.8%)
I dont have a power outlet in my toilet, I do my stuff in the dark. - 0 (0%)
Mark of a modern citizen. - 11 (42.3%)
War never changes. - 11 (42.3%)
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Author Topic: Using a laptop on your lap, cruising EIRR forums while sitting on the toilet?  (Read 2736 times)
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Smokaz Offline
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« on: September 02, 2011, 06:22:38 am »

Well, I'm sitting there and I'm curious. Kinda replaces the old newspaper, dont you think? I feel like a super secret hacker man doing notorious stuff.

Oh LOL this thing automatically flushes after 10 mins. That's technology for you.

brb, wipe
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chefarzt Offline
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« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2011, 06:46:40 am »

WEll if u ran outta toiletpaper u could use the newspaper to wipe.Try that with ur laptop................
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« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2011, 06:52:56 am »

How do you wipe your ass with a laptop on your lap?
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chefarzt Offline
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« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2011, 06:55:59 am »

Smokaz cant reply. Laptop fell down .
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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2011, 07:22:30 am »

Easy. you just hulk up the laptop in one hand and wipe with the other. like a boss
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Mister Schmidt Offline
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« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2011, 10:53:50 am »

lol I do this all the time
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« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2011, 11:45:49 am »

I love you smokaz hahaha.

It's truly a mark of a modern citizen, also, if you fun out of TP, you just PM your flatmate on facebook.
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« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2011, 03:37:05 pm »

Easy. you just hulk up the laptop in one hand and wipe with the other. like a boss

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