deadbolt
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« on: March 02, 2012, 10:22:45 am » |
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 gf/fists/can of stella with a packet of crisps  im fucked. |
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 DERDBERTLike Jesus, Keeps died for us
He made a funny thread for bear, and got banned.
Now bear makes his own funny thread. It's unsurprisingly not funny.
Keeps died for our funny threads.
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Groundfire
EIRR community manager
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« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2012, 10:28:32 am » |
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Girlfriend / Pulse Rifle from Dead Space / Bagels
I think i'll survive
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« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2012, 10:32:55 am » |
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Girlfriend/420mm Compressed Coil gun (x8) strapped to a massive space ship in space/ Chocolate Chip pancakes and Chocolate Milk
So when is this apocalypse going to happen and how can I facilitate
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the nashorn is like a kid with a giant penis, it has no idea how to use it or where to point it most of the time but it could still fuck you
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« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2012, 10:38:04 am » |
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Heartmann/Magic staff that shoots lightning/Teriyaki chicken and water.
Were gonna kick some zombie ass.
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Demon posession is real and it's not funny, it's the creepiest thing you will ever experience.
I would also like to add I watch fox news everyday all day and will continue to watch it while being proud of that fact. I'm sure you enjoy your communist news network just as much.
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Mister Schmidt
Lawmaker
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« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2012, 11:05:42 am » |
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Partner: Some slut
Weapon: Electrified Wood Axe
Food: Fizzy Sweets
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and 6th " Main Thing " is you have to Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare ".
"Seeing Bigdick in his full sado mask attire, David couldn't help but feel a tingle in his special place.."
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Hicks58
Development
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« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2012, 11:13:05 am » |
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Some random College peep, M41A Pulse Rifle, Chicken Tikka Subway with extra bacon, lettuce, tomato and BBQ sauce.
Yeah, I think I'll be alright.
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I mean I know Obama was the first one in EiR to get a card. and tbfh the Race card is pretty OP. but Romney has the K.K.K., those guys seem to camo anywhere. So OP units from both sides.
At the end of the day, however, stormtroopers finally got the anal invasion with a cactus they have richly deserved for years.
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brn4meplz
Misinformation Officer
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« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2012, 12:11:11 pm » |
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Girlfriend/Leopard 1A1(does Wargame count?)/ Barbeque chicken.
If wargame doesn't count then I get Telekinesis. Rock on!
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He thinks Tactics is a breath mint Wow I think that was the nicest thing brn ever posted!  the pussy of a prostitute is not tight enough for destroy a condom  |
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WildZontar
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« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2012, 12:12:04 pm » |
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My good friend zombied-ready friend Maro, Retro Lancer from GoW3 and a whole bunch of cinnamon bread  |
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Zontar is a filthy sludge-dwelling muppet, thats why.
Y U SAVED US FROM GOING INTO BANKRUPT!
ALL BOW DOWN TO WILDZONTAR!
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Tymathee
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« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2012, 12:13:16 pm » |
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wife/mattock gun from me3/donuts
f**k yeah!
I think i'll be fine.
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"I want proof!"
"I have proof!"
"Whatever, I'm still right"
Dafuq man, don't ask for proof if you'll refuse it if it's not in your favor, logic fallacy for the bloody win.
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« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2012, 12:53:49 pm » |
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my bro/Computer mouse/an apple I'm fucked |
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Because a forum post should be like a woman's skirt. Long enough to cover the subject material, but short enough to keep things interesting.
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deadbolt
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« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2012, 01:07:05 pm » |
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my bro/Computer mouse/an apple I'm fucked me to, lets join forces.... oh wait were still fucked. |
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Tymathee
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« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2012, 01:57:45 pm » |
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lol mouse as a weapon, very funny.
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Tymathee
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« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2012, 03:50:22 pm » |
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^ lies
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« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2012, 03:52:51 pm » |
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Mm, i guess im good since i got my gf and the nazi army (ill be sitting im my kt)
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Yes that's me, the special snowflake.
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TheIcelandicManiac
Resident forum troll. Fucked unkn0wns mom
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« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2012, 03:58:25 pm » |
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Doctor,G53,Steak
Eh could be worse
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Soon™
gj icelandic i am proud of u  Sometimes its like PQ doesnt carrot all.
Work Harder |
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3rdCondor
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« Reply #16 on: March 02, 2012, 04:04:14 pm » |
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Dad, M16, Burger
we'll kick ass!
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No tits, but i will bake a cake then eat it in honour of Sir Condor The 3rd
fuck the pgren rifle, fucking dogshit weapon
My beautiful black pussy won
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aeroblade56
Development
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« Reply #17 on: March 02, 2012, 04:19:44 pm » |
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my exgf/AN-94/frosted wheat cereal.
i was already a zombie.
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You are welcome to your opinion.
You are also welcome to be wrong.
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Demon767
Warmap Betatester
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« Reply #18 on: March 02, 2012, 04:23:11 pm » |
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Gf/Horse+knightly armor+shield+long spear+knightly sword+light crossbow/steak and eggs
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aeroblade56
Development
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« Reply #19 on: March 02, 2012, 04:27:28 pm » |
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Gf/Horse+knightly armor+shield+long spear+knightly sword+light crossbow/steak and eggs
DOVAKHIN |
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