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Author Topic: Kill List  (Read 11767 times)
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TheWindCriesMary Offline
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« on: March 12, 2012, 09:40:39 pm »

Codename: Tiger Shark

Confirmed Hight Profile Kills (Starting 12/01/12):

Vet 2 Calli: 2
Vet 3 Staghound: 1
Vet 2 Shermans: 2
Vet 1 Pershings: 5
Vet 2 Greyhound: 3
Skaffa's Ego: 1

Confirmed Low Profile Kills (Starting 12/03/12):

Infantry: 61
Pershing: 1
Sherman: 6
Firefly: 1
CCT: 2
Greyhound: 7
M10: 5
Hellcat (fixed): 2


Who will put an end to the reign of terror of this beast?

Updated: March 14th, 2012
« Last Edit: March 13, 2012, 11:02:25 pm by TheWindCriesMary » Logged

Vermillion Hawk: Do you ever make a post that doesnt make you come across as an extreme douchebag?

Just sayin'
CrazyWR Offline
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« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2012, 09:48:42 pm »

Gah...taking credit for my vet3 t17 is like taking credit for scoring a goal when someone else runs 60 yards and beats the keeper only to pass for you for the tap-in.
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1. New tactics? it's like JAWS, first one in the water dies

RCA-land where shells fall like raindrops and the Captain is an invincible god
TheWindCriesMary Offline
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« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2012, 10:04:17 pm »

The Tiger Shark frequently waits for prey to hit a teller mine, before swooping in for the killing blow!


Nom nom nom
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NightRain Offline
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« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2012, 10:44:41 pm »

Does my lazy jagdpanther have another one to compete for leaderboard 1?
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Because a forum post should be like a woman's skirt. Long enough to cover the subject material, but short enough to keep things interesting.
TheWindCriesMary Offline
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« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2012, 10:46:21 pm »

Does my lazy jagdpanther have another one to compete for leaderboard 1?

The Tiger Shark is destined to die in a blaze of glory. Not to grow fat and old being preciously coveted on a trophy shelf. Death before dishonour!
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« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2012, 06:00:28 am »

What's the difference between a Wolverine and a M10? Tongue
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Shabtajus Offline
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The very best player of one of the four factions.

« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2012, 06:19:46 am »

volverine has 2 canons and can call off map rockets targeted by laser, coll tank tbh
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I feel like if Smokaz and Shab met up it would be a 50/50 tossup to see which one of them robbed the other first.
Tries to convince people he's a good guy,says things like this. Scumbag Shab.
TheWindCriesMary Offline
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« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2012, 06:54:31 am »

The Tiger Shark killed Hugh Jackman twice
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aeroblade56 Offline
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« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2012, 06:57:34 am »

Codename: Attention Whore

Confirmed Amount of Views 1.

Vet 2 Cell phone:1
Vet 1 nightstand:0
Vet 2 Shermans: 2
Vet 1 Pershings: 4
Vet 2 Greyhound: 3

Confirmed no one cares Kills (Starting My birth date):

Infantry: Friendly fire doesnt count.
Pershing: 1
Sherman: 5
Firefly: 1
CCT: 2
Greyhound: 5
M10: 4
Wolverine: 2


Who will put an end to the reign of loneliness it brings.



Fixed it up a bit.
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You are welcome to your opinion.

You are also welcome to be wrong.
Ahnungsloser Offline
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« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2012, 07:01:06 am »

I don't know why, but it seems that in equal time periods someone start waving with his dick here in this forum.

Keep on pumpin Wind!




(At least i hope you did not need that  Wink)
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shockcoil Offline
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« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2012, 07:38:19 am »

Fixed it up a bit.



Congratulations sir, never has there been another as adept at not having fun as you.
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skaffa Offline
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The very best player of one of the four factions.

« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2012, 08:20:37 am »

+1 to aeroblade
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Quote from: deadbolt
bad luck skaffa>  creates best and most played eir maps
                      >  hated for creating best and most played eir maps

Quote from: Tachibana
47k new all time record?

Quote from: deadbolt
Don't knock it til uve tried it bitchface, this isn't anything like salads version. Besides u said a semois conversion would never work, now look that's the most played map, ohgodwhy.jpg r u map lead
CafeMilani Offline
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« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2012, 10:46:33 am »

hah...
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BigDick
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« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2012, 10:59:50 am »

I don't know why, but it seems that in equal time periods someone start waving with his dick here in this forum.

Keep on pumpin Wind!




(At least i hope you did not need that  Wink)

i'm sure he does

in real life its his penis pump (probably not working out that well) while he need to compensate on the inderwebz with screenshots of endgamescores of video games (or in this case a "unit kill list")
what a pitiable guy
 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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hans Offline
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« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2012, 11:01:54 am »

so we gonna close this topic?
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Also, bad analogy ground, My vegetables never pissed on my ego when I decided they defeated me and gave up on dessert.
Spartan_Marine88 Offline
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« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2012, 11:40:00 am »

No, it seems a few members in this community like talking about and imagining Winds member
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Yes that's me, the special snowflake.
CafeMilani Offline
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« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2012, 11:55:59 am »

no man wtf?

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TheWindCriesMary Offline
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« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2012, 03:34:13 pm »

The following quote has completed my internet experience:

"in real life its his penis pump (probably not working out that well) while he need to compensate on the inderwebz"

-written by a guy with "BigDick" as his internet screenname.


That's it internet, roll up the carpets and take down the walls. Mission accomplished -- free cake for everyone. Max irony has been achieved after years of trial and error. What a milestone for humanity, what a landmark on the long and winding road to the bottom!


We've done it everyone! Let the celebration commence!

so we gonna close this topic?

And miss out on PURE GOLD like Skaffa's post (when he's a guy that proudly displays his attention whoredom in his signature/his avatar/his forum title and in every egomaniacal word that he types)?! You'd have to be crazy!




This is thread was designed to be stupidly amusing, and has exceeded all expectations of comedic brilliance. We've broken irony records here Hans, we can't give that up.

-Wind

ps. Sometimes I almost feel bad for making BigDick look so bad, but then I realize that I'm just a bystander on the sidelines and he's doing all the work. Poor guy Sad
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aeroblade56 Offline
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« Reply #18 on: March 13, 2012, 04:04:28 pm »

My favorite part of winds post are the end of his soothsayer words.
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TheWindCriesMary Offline
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« Reply #19 on: March 13, 2012, 04:09:00 pm »

My favorite part of winds post are the end of his soothsayer words.

I like all the parts of your posts.

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