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[Shabtajus]

When there were smurfs, games were going on faster, i mean guys were joining games vs them cuz thought they r new so = game, now when every1 knows evy1 dodging level reached epic highness. I think bringing back smurfing will effect mod better in games amount than anti smurfing policy. Not a secret there are lot of guys who refuses to play even if they have 50/50 chance to win. Etc i never had probs with smurfing, who cares vs who u r playing anyway u have to do your best in game

[Scotzmen]

Wheres the fun in wasting 15 to 30 minutes fighting at your spawn as super pro smurf team rape your company. I dodge games i know i wont have a chance of winning. I like balanced games, ill even join games if i have slighty less than 50 50 chance of winning.

I want to have fun whilst playing, not get even more infuriated.

[Ahnungsloser]

Wheres the fun in wasting 15 to 30 minutes fighting at your spawn as super pro smurf team rape your company. I dodge games i know i wont have a chance of winning. I like balanced games, ill even join games if i have slighty less than 50 50 chance of winning.

I want to have fun whilst playing, not get even more infuriated.

The same fits for more. Stomps are only funny on the stomp site. The beginner just say fuck this shit and will not continoue to play this mod.

[Shabtajus]

but most guys who wants stomp new guys are the reason why we cant get a fucking normal games here, i mean ok, he joined to stomp new guy and got stomped by himself, so its good. Lately getting game here reminds me like zoo where faster kangaroo gets more food, same here, kangaroos just jumping from 1 game to other like crazy searching for eassy game or sits in ambush lol

[Demon767]

no to smurfing.

[puddin]

More GC games, more unknown players till launch...

Everyone grow some balls and go into a game wondering whot he fuc your playing against...

That does exactly what you want.....

GC games are the new way to smurf if you like... 

[smurfORnot]

when everyone rdy's up,you can still quit if you dont like your team,so you dont rly accomplish anything. And people will probably still stack in those games.

[hans]

smurfing will increase the retardness level by 100 percent. I would play everyday under a different name lol. But yeah for every other good player like shab smurfing would help him getting a game faster. For the lower skilled players it would be pain in the ass xD

[ALLiDOisWIN]

I would probably quit eir... pros like to troll me 

[smurfORnot]

when I started to play,me and my friend,brand new, were regularly facing smokaz/wind/myst...well,my friend quit,I just became better   

[Demon767]

I dont play because i cant smurf anymore i get stacked every game. but i still voted no smurfing.

the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

[aeroblade56]

makes me confused why one of the biggest stackers in eirrdom is asking for smurf 

[hans]

makes me confused why one of the biggest stackers in eirrdom is asking for smurf 

shab is a stacker?

[Shabtajus]

looks like

but hey most of the games i am the host, not my fault guys joins me but on other hand i dont dodge, hey i got out stacked so wut? i am still playing. but some guys here u know, they just feel that way when they cant get good guys playing with them they just get mad and sad fact that guys are capable to compete but they choose rage and dodging instead of improving skills, for me stacker mean when he host a game and allways runs away.

[I2ay]

Dudebro 2012, Every member will be required to smurf at least one every other game.

[Ahnungsloser]

Dudebro 2012, Every member will be required to smurf at least one every other game.

Are you a official campaign helper for the "Dudebro 2012 hustings"? 

[I2ay]

Dudebro doesn't need to appoint anyone to help him campaign, I'm a free supporter of Dudebro, as everyone should be.

[Masacree]

FAITHFUL COMRADES, CURIOUS ONLOOKERS, AND BOURGIOUSIE IMPERIALISTS:

IT HAS COME TO MY RECENT ATTENTION THAT THE PROLETERIAT ARE ONCE AGAIN BEING ROUNDED UP BY THE VILE NOBLES IN AN ACT THAT CAN BE VIEWED AS NOTHING OTHER THAN OPPRESSION.

THE BANNING OF THE SMURFS.

AS THE PATRICIAN LEADER HIMSELF PUT IT:

22 accounts were deleted.

THIS CANNOT STAND. AS ANY GOOD COMRADE WHO READS HIS BOOK OF QUOTATIONS FROM CHAIRMAN MASSACREE DAILY WILL CERTAINLY REMEMBER:

Smurfing is the heart of eir. Smurfing embodies everything eir stands for. How can you take that away? How can you crush the hopes and dreams of millions of players? Removing smurfing from eir is like removing suppresion from coh - its what makes coh such a dynamic, interesting, and tactical game. Likewise, removing smurfing leads to the drudgery of always knowing who your opponent is, and being able to accurately predict their skill. What's more exciting than sitting a game, waiting to be stomped by smokaz, and then having LoveLeiarede join as a smurf, just overthrowing the conventional order?

Smurfing is the ultimate proletarian ideal - masking the downtrodden into a giant conglomeration, a huddled mass of power. It prevents the patricians from stomping any no name team sitting in a 2v2, lest they be smurfs in disguise. Furthermore, smurfing allows the proletariat to lure the bourgiousie elite into games they would normally dodge, and ambush them. This is the only way to defeat the patriacians in battle.

THIS IS ANOTHER ATTACK ON THE OPPRESSED CLASS.

SMURFS OF THE WORLD UNITE! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR MAINS!

[Masacree]

Our founding fathers enjoyed smurfing.



Such great and glorious leaders smurfed, here are a couple :

Mine Accounts are Akranadas and ThisIsPanzerCountry

NightRain- Main Account
4thRangerDivision - Artil* erm I mean British company
Grob88mm - Test Company for Various things.

PierreDeLaFrance
iManBoob
Stackolini

Shockcoil
Ssystem

Mukip
iherduliekmudkips
PlanetExpress

Friend59

Hey, that wasn't my decision! But i have a proud history of good smurfs, xqtr, alwaysdrawguy13, RattenWaffeInfantry(actually still there), aloha344, and some more i can't remember. People thought I'm smokaz/gamesguy/two/keeps!

Smokaz
Computer991
Fuuck
And occasionaly
DragQueen

Derrican :O

SlowLai
BCman
RustyL
BBQPitBoy


I'm not sure about Derrican though  .

blitzkriegbop

Panzer130

Everybody should know mine:
FingeredByaHOBO
GlasvegasTHC or just Glasvegas
SexualHarrassment
PolyPorn

What great and glorious people?

And then we can't forget the unknown soliders (smurfs) like Lai, whose smurfs are currently unknown.

Smurfing IS THE ULTIMATE PROLETARIAT IDEAL. Imitating our great plebeian worker's leaders is the true way.

[Smokaz]

OMG actually banned dudebro