TheVolskinator
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« on: June 30, 2012, 08:38:29 am » |
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But seriously. Rocks to be 18.
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« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2012, 08:40:14 am » |
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Congrats kiddo, heres a lollipop.
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Because a forum post should be like a woman's skirt. Long enough to cover the subject material, but short enough to keep things interesting.
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Smokaz
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« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2012, 08:50:26 am » |
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I thought you were american, volk?
Can't you then be charged legal repercussions from tit age and still not buy liquor before 21?
Doesn't sound like 18 is much to celebrate.
Will we be seeing volskis sweet eighteen party on MTV?
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SlippedHerTheBigOne: big penis puma
SlippedHerTheBigOne: and i have no repairkits
SlippedHerTheBigOne: ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)
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deadbolt
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« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2012, 08:55:26 am » |
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 DERDBERTLike Jesus, Keeps died for us
He made a funny thread for bear, and got banned.
Now bear makes his own funny thread. It's unsurprisingly not funny.
Keeps died for our funny threads.
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Smokaz
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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2012, 09:12:17 am » |
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You should have made one with: "Tells everyone on the forums its his birthday - doesn't get a happy birthday"
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tank130
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« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2012, 09:13:40 am » |
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Nice....... 25 years ago I turned 18.......
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Geez, while Wind was banned I forgot that he is, in fact, totally insufferable
I'm not going to lie Tig, 9/10 times you open your mouth, I'm overwhelmed with the urge to put my foot in it.
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Tymathee
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« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2012, 09:15:02 am » |
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12 years ago i worked on my birthday and no noe gave a crap
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"I want proof!"
"I have proof!"
"Whatever, I'm still right"
Dafuq man, don't ask for proof if you'll refuse it if it's not in your favor, logic fallacy for the bloody win.
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Ahnungsloser
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« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2012, 09:17:43 am » |
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Happy Birthday Volski.
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brn4meplz
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« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2012, 09:18:33 am » |
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Yeah, I was pretty sure 18 means shit all unless you can legally buy liquor, poison a hooker with your seed, and receive a life sentence.
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He thinks Tactics is a breath mint Wow I think that was the nicest thing brn ever posted!  the pussy of a prostitute is not tight enough for destroy a condom  |
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Hicks58
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« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2012, 09:31:19 am » |
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This is why England is better.
Go go 18 drinking age!
Happy birthday though Volski, you keep whoring that vet!
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I mean I know Obama was the first one in EiR to get a card. and tbfh the Race card is pretty OP. but Romney has the K.K.K., those guys seem to camo anywhere. So OP units from both sides.
At the end of the day, however, stormtroopers finally got the anal invasion with a cactus they have richly deserved for years.
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« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2012, 09:33:32 am » |
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This is why England is better.
Go go 18 drinking age!
Happy birthday though Volski, you keep whoring that vet!
Haha I bought vodka there in a tesco store when I was 17. I thought it was 16 there so I showed them my ID and they still let me buy the liquor  . |
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Demon posession is real and it's not funny, it's the creepiest thing you will ever experience.
I would also like to add I watch fox news everyday all day and will continue to watch it while being proud of that fact. I'm sure you enjoy your communist news network just as much.
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« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2012, 09:49:31 am » |
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Well now you can venture into the 18+ clubs filled with young hot, horny, ready and willing sluts! Hurray, for sluts! You can also buy some smokes and visit the hooka bar. Other then that, 18 really isn't that exciting.
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« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2012, 09:57:58 am » |
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Well... you can now buy a Remington 870 to scare off the kids off your lawn.
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two words
atgs and fireflies
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« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2012, 10:47:34 am » |
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 Also, bad analogy ground, My vegetables never pissed on my ego when I decided they defeated me and gave up on dessert.
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TheIcelandicManiac
Resident forum troll. Fucked unkn0wns mom
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« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2012, 10:48:25 am » |
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Suppose i should say congrats but you dont give a shit anyways.  |
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gj icelandic i am proud of u  Sometimes its like PQ doesnt carrot all.
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Demon767
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« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2012, 02:33:39 pm » |
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This is why England is better.
Go go 18 drinking age!
Happy birthday though Volski, you keep whoring that vet!
YES! and australia! *high fives with a slow motion fade out effect* |
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skaffa
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The very best player of one of the four factions.
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« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2012, 02:35:39 pm » |
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Holland:
16 to smoke
16 to drink beer
18 to drive
18 to smoke weed
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bad luck skaffa> creates best and most played eir maps
> hated for creating best and most played eir maps
47k new all time record?
Don't knock it til uve tried it bitchface, this isn't anything like salads version. Besides u said a semois conversion would never work, now look that's the most played map, ohgodwhy.jpg r u map lead |
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Demon767
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« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2012, 02:37:40 pm » |
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18 to drive? wth?
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« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2012, 03:14:53 pm » |
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« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2012, 06:28:43 pm » |
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18 to drive? wth?
Like 90% of the world is that way. |
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