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« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2012, 05:31:06 pm » |
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Cutting torch + testicles, the body always breaks first.
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What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.
- Andre Malraux
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TheVolskinator
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« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2012, 05:52:54 pm » |
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« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2012, 06:33:44 pm » |
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Yes that's me, the special snowflake.
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EIRRMod
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« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2012, 07:28:56 pm » |
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What is this.... Weird thread is weird.... |
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Shit I'm pretty sure you could offer the guy a cup of coffee and he'd try to kill you with the mug if you forgot sugar.
That's like offering Beer to fuck the fat chick. It will work for a while, but it's not gonna last. Not only that, but there is zero motivation for the Fat chick to loose weight.
Why don't you collect up your love beads and potpourri and find something constructive to do.
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« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2012, 08:26:31 pm » |
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what about for girls? we no have testicles
(my spirit already broke anyway, so feel free to find the best way to break my body)
Well...... I can put it in soft and when it hardens, it will probably crack your pelvis.
Is that what you had in mind
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« Reply #25 on: August 17, 2012, 08:33:31 pm » |
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« Reply #26 on: August 18, 2012, 12:52:46 am » |
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Well...... I can put it in soft and when it hardens, it will probably crack your pelvis.
Is that what you had in mind
WHAT THE FUCK TANK HOLY SHIT CREEPY OLD MAN |
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I like how this forum in turn brings out the worst in anyone
To err is human, to eirr is retard
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deadbolt
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« Reply #27 on: August 18, 2012, 04:30:28 am » |
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haha scotzmen wins thus far.
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 DERDBERTLike Jesus, Keeps died for us
He made a funny thread for bear, and got banned.
Now bear makes his own funny thread. It's unsurprisingly not funny.
Keeps died for our funny threads.
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« Reply #28 on: August 18, 2012, 04:36:54 am » |
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haha scotzmen wins thus far.
YHUS! I GOTZ ULTIMATE APPROVAL! MY LIFE HAS BEEN MADE! |
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TheVolskinator
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« Reply #29 on: August 18, 2012, 09:09:21 am » |
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Avoid tank at all costs. PEDOTANK ALERT.
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« Reply #30 on: August 18, 2012, 03:39:36 pm » |
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I have no words for wtf this thread is, but its good stuff
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 I will never forget the rage we enduced together  Ohh Good, AmPm can pay in Doubloons.
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« Reply #31 on: August 18, 2012, 08:21:17 pm » |
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Demon posession is real and it's not funny, it's the creepiest thing you will ever experience.
I would also like to add I watch fox news everyday all day and will continue to watch it while being proud of that fact. I'm sure you enjoy your communist news network just as much.
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« Reply #32 on: August 18, 2012, 09:10:12 pm » |
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Brilliant!
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« Reply #33 on: August 18, 2012, 11:56:03 pm » |
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*curls into ball* *dies*
body breaking successful |
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Demon767
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« Reply #34 on: August 19, 2012, 12:24:31 am » |
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Tank and Tig The hands of the pedo bear... is a womans!!! |
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TheVolskinator
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« Reply #35 on: August 19, 2012, 09:12:18 am » |
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Man, that's nasty. Fuk dis shit. Actually, don't. Bad. BAD USE OF WORDS.
Just cut out this pedo crap. Giving me the creeps, hibi-jeebys and a lot of other shit I'd rather not think about.
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« Reply #36 on: August 19, 2012, 09:22:11 am » |
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I demand IP adresses for all convicted pedophiles on EIR forums so that our children can be safe from cyberabuse.
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Sharks are not monsters Henley, they are cute, cuddly and misunderstood. They love humans. sometimes they love TOO much. They love people so much that sometimes their kisses separate people into two flailing pieces which are consumed by other sharks in a frenzy of peace and joy.
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« Reply #37 on: August 19, 2012, 10:42:21 am » |
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I demand IP adresses for all convicted pedophiles on EIR forums so that our children can be safe from cyberabuse.
86.24.106.194 |
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Geez, while Wind was banned I forgot that he is, in fact, totally insufferable
I'm not going to lie Tig, 9/10 times you open your mouth, I'm overwhelmed with the urge to put my foot in it.
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« Reply #38 on: August 19, 2012, 10:56:53 am » |
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86.24.106.194
Hey, thats Smokaz IP! |
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Killer344
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« Reply #39 on: August 19, 2012, 11:43:13 am » |
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It's deadbolt's lol.
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If I get shot and it's a gay medic fixing me up, he's not gonna be fondling my balls while he does it. You can't patch a chest wound and suck a cock at the same time.
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