Smokaz
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« on: January 04, 2013, 02:43:58 am » |
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1 some guy breaks a glass in my head outside the kebab place
2 on my way home from 1, i slip on the ice and break my ankle
3 while waiting for the operation, i get the swine flu
im lying in the hospital right now, thinking: why me?
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SlippedHerTheBigOne: big penis puma SlippedHerTheBigOne: and i have no repairkits SlippedHerTheBigOne: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Scotzmen
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« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2013, 02:54:00 am » |
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Baine........
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EliteGren
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« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2013, 03:17:19 am » |
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« Last Edit: January 04, 2013, 03:27:08 am by EliteGren »
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i prefer to no u
Don't knock it til uve tried it bitchface, this isn't anything like salads version. Besides u said a semois conversion would never work, now look that's the most played map, ohgodwhy.jpg r u map lead
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Smokaz
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« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2013, 03:28:56 am » |
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i want the nurse to wash my penis
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Unkn0wn
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« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2013, 03:55:08 am » |
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With her mouth?
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Heartmann
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« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2013, 04:12:01 am » |
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Ah shit man, hope you get better soon, Ill send pervy thoughts you way
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In the basement getting drunk.
It's not really creepy until I show up.............
- I've heard of being an animal in bed but... - The phallic principle of the Navy
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Sachaztan
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« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2013, 07:17:10 am » |
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Outside the Kebab place? Fuck man, that place is sacred!
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Demon posession is real and it's not funny, it's the creepiest thing you will ever experience.
I would also like to add I watch fox news everyday all day and will continue to watch it while being proud of that fact. I'm sure you enjoy your communist news network just as much.
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PonySlaystation
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« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2013, 08:49:29 am » |
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here's what you should have done: shoot the guy with the glass bottle, buy ice skates, ice skate your way to the vaccination clinic. edit: actually nevermind, the vaccination proved to have worse effects than the disease. http://orthomolecular.org/resources/omns/v08n10.shtml
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Sharks are not monsters Henley, they are cute, cuddly and misunderstood. They love humans. sometimes they love TOO much. They love people so much that sometimes their kisses separate people into two flailing pieces which are consumed by other sharks in a frenzy of peace and joy.
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tank130
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« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2013, 09:20:11 am » |
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She's OTW
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Geez, while Wind was banned I forgot that he is, in fact, totally insufferable
I'm not going to lie Tig, 9/10 times you open your mouth, I'm overwhelmed with the urge to put my foot in it.
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RikiRude
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« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2013, 10:20:42 am » |
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hopefully you get a hot nurse with big boobs that fall in your face when she comes into your room instead of a wrinkly old dude.
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Killer344: "Repent: sory no joke i just had savage diorea" ... or a fat ass cock sucking churchill being stupid
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chefarzt
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« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2013, 10:22:05 am » |
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Omw..
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Sachaztan
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« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2013, 10:22:57 am » |
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How are the nurse uniforms where you're at?
Over here they're deliberately as unsexy as humanly possible.
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Shabtajus
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« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2013, 10:38:36 am » |
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yea smokaz kebabs are like cancer man, its aint healthy
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I feel like if Smokaz and Shab met up it would be a 50/50 tossup to see which one of them robbed the other first.
Tries to convince people he's a good guy,says things like this. Scumbag Shab.
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aeroblade56
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« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2013, 11:13:30 am » |
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How are the nurse uniforms where you're at?
Over here they're deliberately as unsexy as humanly possible.
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You are welcome to your opinion.
You are also welcome to be wrong.
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tank130
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« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2013, 11:22:54 am » |
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wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!! CLOWNS
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« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2013, 11:24:36 am » |
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maybe u give us a bigger pic aero? i mean, this to small rly. comon ...
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Also, bad analogy ground, My vegetables never pissed on my ego when I decided they defeated me and gave up on dessert.
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deadbolt
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« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2013, 11:30:07 am » |
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1 some guy breaks a glass in my head outside the kebab place
2 on my way home from 1, i slip on the ice and break my ankle
3 while waiting for the operation, i get the swine flu
im lying in the hospital right now, thinking: why me?
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DERDBERTLike Jesus, Keeps died for us
He made a funny thread for bear, and got banned.
Now bear makes his own funny thread. It's unsurprisingly not funny.
Keeps died for our funny threads.
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deadbolt
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« Reply #17 on: January 04, 2013, 11:46:49 am » |
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Sachaztan
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« Reply #18 on: January 04, 2013, 11:59:08 am » |
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yea smokaz kebabs are like cancer man, its aint healthy
BLASPHEMY!!!
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RikiRude
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« Reply #19 on: January 04, 2013, 12:28:32 pm » |
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wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!! CLOWNS
why'd you post a picture of tanks map aero? deadb0lt you win everything with that set of pictures.
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