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Question: Which name is the most retarded?
tank130
GORKHALI
HeadShotKiller
LuciferNZ
gungunx
Spartan_Marine88
Unkn0wnz
TheVolskinator
105TigerHunters
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ShockCoil
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shockcoil Offline
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« on: March 20, 2014, 01:12:24 pm »

Most of us have shitty retarded names our 12 year old selves thought were cool and now we're stuck with them. I mean come on ShockCoil? That shit is stupid and you wanna know where it comes from?



Yeah...

So share the story behind your name and vote who the most retarded 12 year old is.
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deadbolt Offline
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« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2014, 01:20:07 pm »

i use to be 3OO but became most prolific drophacker of da werld, so changed my identity and became no.1, again. hey IplayForKeeps. no drophax dis time I serious. then someone found out I was 3OO and revealed lolk.

deadbolt was just my name from mohaa when I was like 10, I don't even know where it came from
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DERDBERT
Like Jesus, Keeps died for us

He made a funny thread for bear, and got banned.

Now bear makes his own funny thread. It's unsurprisingly not funny.

Keeps died for our funny threads.
Mysthalin Offline
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« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2014, 01:24:51 pm »

I liked runescape when I was like.. 11. Name oh so classily forged and never given up since. I still like it.
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TheIcelandicManiac Offline
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« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2014, 01:26:19 pm »

Started out as spilarinn("The Player" in icelandic), i sucked so badly that people dodged me even more than they dodged gork when he spammed arty.
got sick and tired of never getting games so i decided to smurf, my old name crazyicelander was already taken on relic so i just went fuck it and used this one that i used when playing MW2.

thinking right now about changing to lonesomeGrizzly but it sounds really gay so im not sure.


I liked runescape when I was like.. 11. Name oh so classily forged and never given up since. I still like it.
aww yea runescape ftw.
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skaffa Offline
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The very best player of one of the four factions.

« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2014, 01:32:49 pm »

heya

started using this name back in highschool cuz i was a fool
all day everyday chilling with the homies n g's up to no good
skipping school smoking dagoodshit chillin at the homies cribs playing FIFA n shit
never at home, party all the time heya and we always say 'damn im so skaffa right now', which is slang for being high heya
so now u know
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bad luck skaffa>  creates best and most played eir maps
                      >  hated for creating best and most played eir maps

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47k new all time record?

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Don't knock it til uve tried it bitchface, this isn't anything like salads version. Besides u said a semois conversion would never work, now look that's the most played map, ohgodwhy.jpg r u map lead
Shabtajus Offline
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Posts: 2564


The very best player of one of the four factions.

« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2014, 01:50:58 pm »

long time ago when i was teenager me and ma friends were making parties for birthdays or other dates to celebrate. So i was a guy who was collecting money from party people for buying drinks and snacks, so once they called me Shabtajus (it was a notorious jew buisness man in Lithuania who owned basketball club and was a very funny persona). So thats how i got ma nickname
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I feel like if Smokaz and Shab met up it would be a 50/50 tossup to see which one of them robbed the other first.
Tries to convince people he's a good guy,says things like this. Scumbag Shab.
Unkn0wn Offline
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« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2014, 02:07:00 pm »

Unkn0wn was taken

I think I came up with it when I was like 12 or so, it was 'Unknown Soldier' first  Lips sealed
To be fair, I dont always use it in games anymore.
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aeroblade56 Offline
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« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2014, 02:36:33 pm »

The biggest nobody cares thread.


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You are welcome to your opinion.

You are also welcome to be wrong.
XIIcorps Offline
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« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2014, 02:48:27 pm »

Mines simply an homage to my grandfather.
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some of My kids i work with shower me Wink
shockcoil Offline
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« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2014, 02:57:10 pm »

I see more posts and than votes. step it up guys
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terrapinsrock Offline
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« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2014, 03:09:57 pm »

My name is from a turtle that I like that is native to my region:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diamondback_terrapin
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Bit hard when its flaunted infront of you as a  broken reward piece of ass you'll never get to shag with.
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tank130 Offline
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« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2014, 03:15:52 pm »

Nazimoderatorbuymywayontodevteamfucking asshole

didn't fit, so I went with tank130
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chefarzt Offline
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Posts: 1906



« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2014, 03:25:19 pm »

DevHole88 wouldve sufficed.
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This community is full of a bunch of mindless idiots with memories like two year olds.

https://www.etsy.com/de/shop/ShitGlitter?ref=l2-shop-header-avatar
I'm not sure what you're so defensive about Tank.
 he makes shab look like a princess giving food to the poor.
EIRRMod Offline
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« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2014, 11:12:51 pm »

An ex-gf called me 'The Devil' when we played FPS and I would be relentless (She got really good at Quake and Quake 2 though) - so I went with Lucifer just to piss her off.

Now, its usually taken, so I use LuciferNZ (NZ, cos, ya know, Middle-earth/Sheep land)
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That's like offering Beer to fuck the fat chick. It will work for a while, but it's not gonna last. Not only that, but there is zero motivation for the Fat chick to loose weight.
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« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2014, 11:13:15 pm »

Nazimoderatorbuymywayontodevteamfucking asshole

didn't fit, so I went with tank130
Also LOL!
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LiquiDeath Offline
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Posts: 294


« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2014, 11:25:52 pm »

got fed up with EU, moved to asia for hookers and in meantime videogames lol
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Panzershreck, time to unpimp zis ride!
GORKHALI Offline
EIR Veteran
Posts: 1472



« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2014, 01:56:59 am »

gorkhali is common name to nepali soldiers so , so i don't have to tell u anything ,

anyway my vote went to tank130...  Tongue
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Scotzmen Offline
EIR Veteran
Posts: 2035


« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2014, 06:09:06 am »

Literally because I'm Scottish, and i also needed to put a unique spin on it. So a z and an e went into it.
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Hicks58 Offline
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« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2014, 07:19:58 am »

So a z and an e went into it.

Sounds like your name was pretty e-z.

I'll show myself out.
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I mean I know Obama was the first one in EiR to get a card. and tbfh the Race card is pretty OP. but Romney has the K.K.K., those guys seem to camo anywhere. So OP units from both sides.
At the end of the day, however, stormtroopers finally got the anal invasion with a cactus they have richly deserved for years.
deadbolt Offline
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« Reply #19 on: March 21, 2014, 10:57:22 am »

Nazimoderatorbuymywayontodevteamfucking asshole

didn't fit, so I went with tank130

I smirked

Sounds like your name was pretty e-z.

I'll show myself out.


I also smirked

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