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Author Topic: Happy New Year ... Chinese Style!  (Read 8833 times)
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« on: December 31, 2008, 12:12:48 pm »

A new year begins, the year of the earth rat.

The chinese astrology says your date of birth defines what you are made of, determined by a zodiac combination of your basic element and animal sign. 

My horoscope says I'm a wood rat. "Wood stands for compassion and generousity. Being a Rat means being clever, quick-witted, stylish, funny and charming. This can somehow result in arrogance though."

http://chinese.astrology.com/

What are you?
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« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2008, 02:49:17 pm »

Mine is quite matching I have to say;



 The Dragon is one of the most powerful and lucky Signs of the Chinese Zodiac. Its warm heart makes the Dragon's brash, fiery energy far more palatable. This is a giving, intelligent and tenacious Sign that knows exactly what it wants and is determined to get it. Dragons possess a certain natural, charming charisma that ensures they can always influence their peers and often find themselves the center of attention in social situations. This Sign is truly blessed, too; Dragons are considered to be very lucky in love! The Dragon's friends are always keen to hear what this firebrand has to say and when it comes to dispensing advice, the Dragon has the floor.

Its ego can get in the Dragon's way, but even so, this larger-than-life creature has a knack for initiating projects and keeping the troops motivated. According to Dragons, it's their natural born right to lead the way -- because who else could do it so surely and so well? As lucky as they are, Dragons have a good chance of achieving considerable material wealth during their lifetimes, although it isn't mere money that's this Sign's main motivation. Power is what the Dragon wants and truly believes it deserves. Dragons are quite the opportunists, forever searching for ways in which to consolidate their considerable power. Contrary to all this strength and fire, a weakened Dragon is a sad sack, a creature that refuses to take defeat with even a modicum of grace.

The role of leader is the only one the Dragon wants, the better from which to give orders and be king of the hill. They make solid leaders, too, knowing instinctively what needs to be done to stay on top. Crossing the Dragon is never a good idea -- this beast can singe! A valuable life lesson for this clever creature would be to absorb the principles of flexibility, compassion and tolerance. Being high and mighty can serve to inspire others, but it also keeps Dragons from living their lives to the fullest. If Dragons can learn to balance their quest for success with an appreciation for the little things, their life will be more than worthwhile.
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« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2008, 03:50:16 pm »

 The spunky Monkey is the original party animal! Charming and energetic, Monkeys crave fun, activity and stimulation. They truly know how to have a good time and can often be seen swinging from one group of friends to another, attracting a motley crew in the process. Always upbeat, they are considered minor celebrities in their circle thanks to their sparkling wit and that rapier-sharp mind. Perhaps surprisingly, Monkeys are also good listeners and tackle complicated situations with ease. This Sign's natural curiosity lends it the desire to become knowledgeable on a broad range of topics. Monkeys have a show-off side that loves nothing more than to dazzle their pals with all they know.

The Monkey tends to be rather accident-prone due to a certain lack of very high morals. This Sign's first interest is pursuing its own pleasure; this is not a malicious interest, it's just the way the Monkey is. However, this kind of carefree self-involvement can lead to all kinds of scrapes. In love, the Monkey makes a fun, exciting lover -- but one that may have the potential to stray romantically. The good news is, the Monkey’s glib manner and witty repartee can often get this Sign out of a scrape. Perhaps not everyone will be won over by the Monkey -- but do you think the Monkey really cares? The Monkey's world, full of devil-may-care energy and revelry, isn't for everyone. Remember, though, it's not that this Sign is mean; it might just be a bit too curious for its own good. Monkeys often feel the need to try everything at least once, which can make for a merry-go-round of relationships.

The Monkey's love of self-indulgence can also lead to other types of trouble. This Sign may have limited self-control concerning food, alcohol and other pleasurable activities. It's party time all the time for the Monkey, yet when it leads to a monster hangover or a shattered heart (generally someone else's, not theirs), this Sign might actually show a touch of remorse. They won't flat-out admit the error of their ways, but at least they'll pull back and try to tone things down -- for a while.

Monkeys must try to learn to think of others ahead of themselves, at least some of the time. This Sign's world will be more complete once it realizes the world doesn't revolve around it.

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UnLimiTeD2 Offline
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« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2008, 06:19:35 pm »

I'm Dragon aswell.
I find that rather subtle...
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ducttape Offline
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« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2008, 08:22:50 pm »

christ im a pig
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« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2008, 08:42:54 pm »

Im a horse
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« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2008, 10:11:51 pm »

I am the Iron Cock! (Metal Rooster)
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« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2008, 10:17:39 pm »

I'm a tiger, Not quite king, But dominant, hells yeah!
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Pwanawan baby!
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« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2008, 10:43:32 pm »

Im a horse.
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If I get shot and it's a gay medic fixing me up, he's not gonna be fondling my balls while he does it. You can't patch a chest wound and suck a cock at the same time.
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« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2009, 12:10:04 am »

Water Rooster.

Didn't know there was any interest in Chinese astrology over here...
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"Chance favors the prepared mind"
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« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2009, 12:39:29 am »

I'm a rooster.
meaning quick thinker, and very observant never taking unnecessary risks.
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« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2009, 05:38:12 am »

Snake
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« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2009, 05:57:57 am »

Rabbit.

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Timid and attractive, the Rabbits of the Chinese Zodiac tend to act more like bunnies, whether they like it or not! This Sign is extremely popular and has a wide circle of family and friends. Its compassionate nature leads it to be very protective of those it holds dear, but where romance is concerned, the Rabbit's sentimentality can lead it to idealize relationships. The sweet, sensitive Rabbit often ends up giving more of itself to a partner than is realistic or healthy. The good news is, when this Sign goes off-balance, the Rabbit's core group of friends and its stable home life help bring it back to center.
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« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2009, 06:20:21 am »

Lol... Monkey
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why is everyone except me retarded?
Mysthalin Offline
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« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2009, 06:21:55 am »

I'm the ubermonkey!
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Flack Offline
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« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2009, 07:57:57 am »

Im a horse too.
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« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2009, 08:05:49 am »

Snake here.







Anyone want an apple? Tongue
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« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2009, 09:16:43 am »

Monkay :-P.

I don't believe in prophecy :-p.
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« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2009, 09:28:57 am »

the funny thing is horoscopes and things like that, they are so vague you can easily think, oh wow that does apply to me.
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Draken5 Offline
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« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2009, 09:30:34 am »

Yes its like fortune teller tells u that your hamster is going to die in 1 or 2 years.
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