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Author Topic: Smokaz a daddy  (Read 8470 times)
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Shabtajus Offline
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« on: May 25, 2016, 05:54:10 am »

Smokaz became a father. He got a daughter.

lets hope she will be better in EIRR than u lol jk kk

Congratulation smokaz  Smiley
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I feel like if Smokaz and Shab met up it would be a 50/50 tossup to see which one of them robbed the other first.
Tries to convince people he's a good guy,says things like this. Scumbag Shab.
TheVolskinator Offline
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« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2016, 06:03:07 am »

There's that long awaited reward unit of his!
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tank130 Offline
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« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2016, 06:34:59 am »

Congrats Smokaz!!
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Tachibana Offline
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« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2016, 06:41:52 am »

Literally 99% chance shab full of shit right now.

But if not, congratz smokaz.
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Hicks58 Offline
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« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2016, 10:45:21 am »

Literally 99% chance shab full of shit right now.

But if not, congratz smokaz.
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I mean I know Obama was the first one in EiR to get a card. and tbfh the Race card is pretty OP. but Romney has the K.K.K., those guys seem to camo anywhere. So OP units from both sides.
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EliteGren Offline
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« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2016, 11:45:11 am »

shab saying smokaz had some creampie action

just left them nuts hangin out

balls deep action inside them sugar walls

but he didnt because thats reckless in his living situation and a gf with idiot feminist views, this thread = 0/10

person -1/10
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Don't knock it til uve tried it bitchface, this isn't anything like salads version. Besides u said a semois conversion would never work, now look that's the most played map, ohgodwhy.jpg r u map lead
Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2016, 12:13:02 pm »

i did creampie while drugged, thats how a lot of you guys were born too

but i am not becoming a father - what the fuck kinda thing is that to joke around with

you have actually managed to take away something from my future parenthood - people will accuse the baby of being fake when i one time post it on the EIR forums

good job scumbag shab
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Walkin Offline
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« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2016, 12:29:16 pm »

you have actually managed to take away something from my future parenthood - people will accuse the baby of being fake when i one time post it on the EIR forums

good job scumbag shab
No man, he's just building hype. Now I'm even more excited for #SmokazBaby
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Shabtajus Offline
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« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2016, 03:39:53 pm »


good job scumbag shab

Congrats Smokaz!!
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TheVolskinator Offline
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« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2016, 04:06:38 pm »

This is actually a wicked-massive dick move, Shab. Go fuck thyself.
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Hicks58 Offline
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« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2016, 04:14:47 pm »

Actually, yeah, yeah it is.

I think I should make one or two of Shab's babies disappear. Only seems right.
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TheIcelandicManiac Offline
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« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2016, 04:38:13 pm »

Actually, yeah, yeah it is.

I think I should make one or two of Shab's babies disappear. Only seems right.

Dont even think hed notice or care.
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Shabtajus Offline
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« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2016, 04:57:16 pm »

Looks like some of u were dropped on head in childhood. Volski probably was dropped a few times more. Ngrs no getting it straight. Skaffa told me in TS Smokaz cant play since his daughter awake. I just wanted to congratz smokaz.

"Skaffa certified" they say its stuff u can trust. Dont trust it anymore.
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Tachibana Offline
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« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2016, 05:07:22 pm »

Quote from: What Shab Heard Skaffa Say
Smokaz cant play since his daughter awake.

Quote from: What Skaffa Probably Said
Smokaz cant,  playing DOTA since awake.
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Uglysori Offline
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« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2016, 06:19:22 pm »

Looks like some of u were dropped on head in childhood. Volski probably was dropped a few times more. Ngrs no getting it straight. Skaffa told me in TS Smokaz cant play since his daughter awake. I just wanted to congratz smokaz.

"Skaffa certified" they say its stuff u can trust. Dont trust it anymore.

Good tip is to probably congratulate Smokaz personally over TS before posting it on a forum without confirmation. 
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Killer344 Offline
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« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2016, 07:37:32 pm »

This thread.... rofl... only in EIR, 4chan trolling can't hope to match it.
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If I get shot and it's a gay medic fixing me up, he's not gonna be fondling my balls while he does it. You can't patch a chest wound and suck a cock at the same time.
tank130 Offline
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« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2016, 08:40:16 pm »

Damn...... I was actually going to post that I was the father, but thought it too much of a dickhead comment.

Shab - you trolled me. This will not end well for you..... not well at all. I doubt I will get even just once............
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Smokaz Offline
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« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2016, 08:40:59 pm »

this shab guy no limits, he will use babies as shields
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I2ay Offline
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« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2016, 09:12:33 pm »

Damn...... I was actually going to post that I was the father, but thought it too much of a dickhead comment.

Shab - you trolled me. This will not end well for you..... not well at all. I doubt I will get even just once............
Let's not run off all the playerbase with you getting madlence.
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Shabtajus Offline
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The very best player of one of the four factions.

« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2016, 10:06:31 pm »

Damn...... I was actually going to post that I was the father, but thought it too much of a dickhead comment.

Shab - you trolled me. This will not end well for you..... not well at all. I doubt I will get even just once............

I am not guilty. Blame skaffa he is the core of this bs
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