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« Reply #1040 on: August 08, 2011, 02:41:51 pm »


HELL AWESOME!

Yeah you really gotta watch close at 0:19 to catch it, its FUNNY AS FUCK!
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That's like offering Beer to fuck the fat chick. It will work for a while, but it's not gonna last. Not only that, but there is zero motivation for the Fat chick to loose weight.
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« Reply #1041 on: August 08, 2011, 04:28:43 pm »

lol....
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If I get shot and it's a gay medic fixing me up, he's not gonna be fondling my balls while he does it. You can't patch a chest wound and suck a cock at the same time.
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« Reply #1042 on: August 10, 2011, 01:42:50 am »

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« Reply #1043 on: August 10, 2011, 08:25:15 am »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-O382Xi7U4

Great scene from 25th Hour - Fuck you  Grin
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« Reply #1044 on: August 13, 2011, 03:36:01 pm »


Nothing beats explaining how that happened to your boss
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PonySlaystation Offline
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« Reply #1045 on: August 14, 2011, 12:14:03 pm »


Nothing beats explaining how that happened to your boss

Are you sure it's not a huge Goliath?
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Sharks are not monsters Henley, they are cute, cuddly and misunderstood. They love humans. sometimes they love TOO much. They love people so much that sometimes their kisses separate people into two flailing pieces which are consumed by other sharks in a frenzy of peace and joy.
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« Reply #1046 on: August 14, 2011, 12:31:42 pm »

LOl....goliath
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« Reply #1047 on: August 14, 2011, 12:51:52 pm »

Korean tank blob failing
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why is everyone except me retarded?
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« Reply #1048 on: August 14, 2011, 02:17:24 pm »

Are you sure it's not a huge Goliath?

tick tank from c&c?
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fuck the pgren rifle, fucking dogshit weapon
My beautiful black pussy won
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« Reply #1049 on: August 14, 2011, 02:20:13 pm »

tick tank from c&c?

Nah, the front half of the tank sticks into the ground, with the turret transferring to the back...

This is a clear case of epic goliath or tank fail, whichever perspective you'd like. :p
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I mean I know Obama was the first one in EiR to get a card. and tbfh the Race card is pretty OP. but Romney has the K.K.K., those guys seem to camo anywhere. So OP units from both sides.
At the end of the day, however, stormtroopers finally got the anal invasion with a cactus they have richly deserved for years.
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« Reply #1050 on: August 14, 2011, 02:20:55 pm »

How the hall can this thing happen lol , thts wierd:D
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« Reply #1051 on: August 14, 2011, 03:18:13 pm »









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« Reply #1052 on: August 15, 2011, 07:20:32 am »

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MorkaandBorka Offline
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« Reply #1053 on: August 15, 2011, 09:44:43 am »



ok pretty epic win
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« Reply #1054 on: August 15, 2011, 01:29:14 pm »

Why the Nazis never invented Tetris

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hEr4wijzrU
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« Reply #1055 on: August 15, 2011, 02:43:19 pm »

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Zontar is a filthy sludge-dwelling muppet, thats why.
Y U SAVED US FROM GOING INTO BANKRUPT!
ALL BOW DOWN TO WILDZONTAR!
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« Reply #1056 on: August 15, 2011, 10:47:40 pm »

If you morons want to have a bitch fest, take it out of this thread.
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« Reply #1057 on: August 16, 2011, 12:28:00 am »

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« Reply #1058 on: August 16, 2011, 09:32:12 am »

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« Reply #1059 on: August 16, 2011, 10:29:37 am »

    President Clinton was being entertained by an African leader. They spent the day discussing what the country had received from the Russians before the new government kicked them out.

    "The Russians built us a power plant, a highway, and an airport. Plus we learned to drink vodka and play Russian roulette."

    President Clinton frowned. "Russian roulette is not a friendly, nice game."

    The African leader smiled. "That's why we developed African roulette. If you want to have good relations with our country, you'll have to play. I'll show you how."

    He pushed a buzzer, and a moment later six magnificently built, nude women were ushered in. "You can choose any one of these women to give you oral sex," he told Clinton.

    This gained Clinton's immediate attention, and he was ready to make his choice, when a thought occurred to him. "How on earth is this related to Russian roulette?"

    The African leader then said "One of them is a cannibal."
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