Why people play axis more than allied.

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[deadbolt]

Its the sound. Axis just have better sound files. Thats why the community voice pack has to become reality sooner or later.

"Grenadiers engaging the ENEMEEEEEEEHHHH"

"roflsquad on point!"

[smurfORnot]

Night and me need ally's,come!

[BigDick]

Its the sound. Axis just have better sound files. Thats why the community voice pack has to become reality sooner or later.

"Grenadiers engaging the ENEMEEEEEEEHHHH"

+1

EAHAHHAAHHAHAH...hahahahah...HAH

Nein, dude. Nein nein nein. /Hitler

The german sound files are awful for wehrmacht

-10 its because the axis speak german for me and not trollish like the allies

[Masacree]

Allies are easy.

[hans]

german voices for axis are much better then the english voices tbh

[Audemed]

They're rather fail if you don't know German, though. They say too many USEFUL things that I'd miss if I switched it.

[NightRain]

Allies don't have stugs and volks. Enough said. Rofls can be used as volks but the lack of stugs is highly disturbing.

[smurfORnot]

you have m10 and m18

[TheVolskinator]

German voice files are more interesting, not better/worse. Favorites:

"Rain. An open topped tank. Fucking brilliant German engineering." - Marder III in rainy weather

"Volks, new MP40s! Try not to shoot eachother..." - Volks

"That MG-Zweiundfeirzig is worth it's weight in gold. Lose it, and its your ass." - Grens

"Vordamnit! Try actually AIMING!" - Volks

"ENEMY INFANTRY...ANHEEEEEILATED!!!" - Grens

the list goes on...

I prefer the allies because theyre my best faction, play wise, and since nobody plays them on a regular basis its easy to find games. Also much more gratifying to kill an axis unit, since so much more effort is usually required.

[PonySlaystation]

"Vordamnit! Try actually AIMING!" - Volks

Actually it's "verdammt" but yes I agree that axis has more interesting voice commands. However I don't think voice commands is what makes people choose a certain faction.

AMPM summed up the main reason pretty well. Basically no matter if you play Airborne, Infantry or Armor you'll still have the same unit setup and strategy with only minor incursions. And CW is not a real faction, they're like female football for COH.

[Malgoroth]

"Get off the ground, you worms! You think the Russians will let you roll in the dirt that long?!" and "Oh poor burning yankee" are my favorites.

The axis are just more fun. It's really as simple as that.

[TheVolskinator]

To counter, the allies can field:

"Johnson, no more stealin doilies this time!"
"Alright boys, lets take this point for the Kippur...whoever the fuck that is..."
"Oi Duffey, whats the hurry? Looking to get dropped?"
"Thats what I like to see, nuthin-but-ruins!" (EiR referance )
"If a mouse farts in this goddamn minefield, I want his ass blown sky high."
"You mistook me for someone who gives a shit."
"Ready to die?! Make it count!"

And my personal favorites

"Enemy AT gun short on luck and time."
"What's this moron on the bike trying to do?"

[punkmaster]

Axis is more fun to play. The only thing i like about allies are british rifles and AB

[Hicks58]

Commando voice acting is full of epic and win... Almost making me want to brush the dust of my Commandos coy. Almost.

[DarkSoldierX]

You all forgot best quote of CW.


"Bobs your uncle."

[Rahx]

german voices for axis are much better then the english voices tbh

thank god it's uploaded on Relic Forums... English speaking Germans is like watching a movie with mongolians speaking british english.. YUK

[RikiRude]

i always loved the simple "this halftrack smells like volksgrenediers" you know im so used to playing i kind of forget about the sound files, they were one of my absolute favorite things when i first started playing CoH, it gives the game so much personality.


"We're airborne, we're meant to be surrounded"

What's the WM sniper say? "I could of been a luftwaffe ace" or something?

[TheVolskinator]

"I should have been a Luftwaffe ace, you know? Less sneaking around..."

Ami sniper is hilariously retarded...

"MOVIIIIIIIIIING!"

"GETTING-INTO-PLAAAAAAACE!"

"HIT EM ON THE RUUUUUUUUUUN!"

Me: "Ffs shut the goddamn fuck up and move faster -.-"

Some of my other favorites

"Good on ya mate. No more sniffing cordite." brit tank upon tank commander upgrade
"Zis is a schwimmwagen, not a tiger!" schwimm
"Shall vee crush zhem, or shoot zhem?" stug/p4
"More armor would have been--BETTAH!" stug/p4
"How can zis beeeeee?! Our armor is SUPERIOR!!" stug/p4
"Sitting duck--uhm, Jeep, under fire!"
"M8, on the warpath." - m8
"Shoot anythin' that aint us, boys." - rifles
"Happier n' a turtle in mud!" - M18
"Hold the door like a gentleman!" - grens
"Hey, dumkoph! The back door is at the back!" - volks
"Hey rookie! Think you can handle it?" - volks
"These replacements are like ka-ka." - grens
"You new men are barely needed. Dont fuck it up." -pgs
"Let fly grenades!" - pgs
"Sappers takin' a bouuuuuuuuuuuund!" - sappers
"I am NOT skipping furlough!" - paras
"Im a little fuckin busy!" - paras
"WHAT-DO-YOU-NEED! SIR?!" - paras
"Shove a pineapple down their throats!" - rangers
"Let em eat fuckin grenades!" - rifles

Lmfao

/nerdgasm

[3rdCondor]

Allies are more fun to spam things like vanilla halftracks and m8s

[WildZontar]

I'm pretty sure it's "I am NOT drinking Merlot!"